Mommy can I? V.2

[little sunshine]

I think you've been beaten to the punch there.
mamma, can I jump off of that bridge to see if I can fly?

[Lynch.]

Sure, why not. Just don't tell the hospital I let you!
Mama, do we all go to hell?
(it's a my chemical romance reference i'm sorry-)

[emporio!]

Fine sweetheart, but take your brother with you. And say hello to Mephistophiles once you get there!

Mum, I'm a big kid now! Can I drive your car?

[brokencoffeecup]

yes but if you dent it you're paying for it


mommy can i stay up all night and not sleep at all *-*

[Nines☆]

No child that is bad for you
Mommy can I wear makeup?

[kyliethehedgehog]

No, your face is hopeless, sweetheart.

Mommy can I be a savage?

[Nines☆]

no your deaf sweetheart.
Mommy can i crash your car?

[☼ ℓ ʋ м σ s]

If you want to pay the insurance, go ahead dear.

Mommy can become a ninja?

[Sylea~]

YES MY CHILD
just make sure you're home at 6 for dinner

mommy, can i go run away and live with the wolves?

[nems]

Of course! As long as you come home on winter break!

Mommy can I become a crazy cat lady?