corrupt a wish v.2

[vicasterology]

For those of you who don't know the rules... In this game the first person makes a wish, then the second person thinks of a way to make that wish turn out badly/wrong...in other words, corrupt it. Be creative and have fun!
Example: I wish i was happy
Example 2: Granted, but your too happy so youre hyper.
I wish i had a dog

the original owner appeared to have deleted their account, so i stepped in to remake the thread myself <3

rules:
do not fight with other users.
do not post inappropriate wishes.
do not mini-mod. simply report and ignore.
do not spam the thread. a wish and a corruption for the person above must be included in your post.
if the above person does not have a wish, simply write "no wish".

original thread

original owner: birdstar

[serendipity-]

(Yus! My first time to post first ever!)
I don't who that is so I'll say he goes evil form all the fan attention and kills you.

I wish gravity falls was a real place.

[xercesblue]

it is, but it gets horribly mixed into a different story, and you hate it.

I wish that... I could get my kitten sooner

[notdura]

Granted, but it gets very sick.

I wish I was better in school

[Nevriande]

I Wish I would get a real life horse for me to train and ride and join competitions.

[notdura]

(You're supposed to grant my wish and then wish for something new)

[Nevriande]

oh ok then nvm

[serendipity-]

You have no wish!

I wish I could live in colorado.

[CoolComrade]

Granted, but you have to live in cabin that is always cold. FOREVER.

I wish my sister wasn't sick.

[~DarkRose~]

Granted, but she loses all memory of you.

I wish the next season of Sherlock would come out.