How to Kill Time

[Keelan Windweever]

Oh, hey. If you're looking here, you're probably wanting to kill time.

Well, we're gonna have at LEAST a hundred ways to kill time.

All YOU have to do is suggest a few.

EXAMPLES: I'd shoot time with a gun; It dies of a seizure; Why, of course I don't know why there was cyanide in Time's orange juice!

Post how YOU kill time.

HALL OF FAME (aka expecially funneh ones)

[CLNS]

It's kind of sad this place is sort of dead.


I'd kill time by destroying the universe.

[GaySunLord]

I'd kill time by giving it a spectacular Danfganronpa style execution, possibly being crushed by an hourglass?


Or lazer it