Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but they're stale

I wish that people didn't treat the mentally ill like trash and assume that everyone who's mentally is going to grow up to be a killer

[Cachinnate]

Granted, but now the reverse will happen. Anyone who isn't mentally will be treated like trash.

I wish I could succeed at everything I do

[Emma Loo]

Granted, but they come at a cost affecting someone else's dream.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

[rat pack]

Granted, but everyone around you is shy and bothered by you being extroverted.


I wish is was thunderstorming all the time.

[hiero]

Granted, but anywhere you may try to take shelter gets destroyed by the winds

I wish my cat wasn't so mean

[Emma Loo]

Granted, but now every other cat in the world is mean.

I wish I had a stack of pancakes right now. ;-;

[Panda26]

Granted but they are covered in barbecue sauce

I wish for a new iPhone!

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but it's a counterfeit

I wish animal cruelty would end

[TheSongOfTheStars]

Granted, but now coconut trees are extinct

[rat pack]

xxx


I wish that it would rain 24/7