corrupt a wish v.2

[oceanz]

granted, but your schedules never line up

I wish I could draw better

[Meowmocha]

You gain the ability to draw well, but at a terrible price. Your art is cursed, in that no one who looks at your work is ever interested in it, only apathetic or dismissive.

I wish I had more motivation to do things.

[Hawk WillowWatcher]

You’re only motivated to do things that are impossible, therefore you never get your work done.

I wish people would like me more (instead of bullying me every time I just exist near them)

[Kurou]

Granted! But because they're still terrible people, they'll now bully everyone dear to you instead, which makes you feel awful.

I wish I'd never have headaches again

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, you can't have headaches when you don't have a head

I wish I could make a popular meme

[farcille]

granted but only people you dislike will be able to use it

i wish i could eat good food for free

[Meowmocha]

You get your wish, but it's often foods you don't like, food that isn't that great, or it makes you sick.

I wish for a billion dollars.

[DrakoTheDragon55]

You got a billion dollars....in pennies. Enjoy your 10 billion coins!

I wish that I could follow the same routines forever.

[frogstomp]

granted, but now that youre doing the same thing forever you've outlived everyone you know and the government takes you to do experiments on you because youve lived so long


i wish i could go to a nirvana concert

[pisto pesto pasta]

granted, you die and watch kurt perform his bangers iarl ( in afterlife ) ( haha get it???? ) ( ok sorry )

i want for it to stop snowing during may