Waiter, there’s a _____ in my soup!

[Vinasuthi]

Oh don't worry she is just swimming! She won't bother you

Waiter, there is a cat in my soup!

[WolfCub.]

well what did you expect you ordered the tuna special

Waiter there's a ant in my soup!

[SnapDragonJoy]

Well, when you bring your soup to a picnic, the ants think it's a hot tub.

Waiter, there's a ghost in my soup!

[harpyv0mit]

maybe the ghost wants some too. sharing is caring!!

waiter, there’s a waiter in my soup!

[Ray_is_Lost]

The waiter was not life guard certified and couldn't save the waiter...

Waiter, there's a trolley problem in my soup!

[riverotter]

Sorry, we're running low on extra materials for soup. Will you be eating that 1 soup to save 5 other soups?

Waiter, there's an envelope enclosed with 500 million dollars in my soup!

[harpyv0mit]

i'll let you keep it if you give me 25%!!

waiter, there's a traffic light in my soup!

[CaptainAltenor]

You ordered a light option, correct?

Waiter, there's an elementary school concert band in my soup!

[Paratea]

Let them play, they ain’t hurting no one

Waiter, there’s a hairball in my soup!

[paigewolf]

Oh! I'm so sorry, all of our chefs wear hair nets, but of course a hairball or two might show up every once in awhile with cats as the chefs...

Waiter! There's an entire drumline in my soup!