the zoo {joke rp; o&a}

[platyhelminth]

welcome to the zoo my dudes 👌👌 here, animals are left to roam free during the day, which kind of defeats the zoo's purpose. nevertheless, they have fun, and would like you to join them
[note: this is just a silly joke rp, so don't take it seriously my guys!!]
rules
[*]all site rules apply
[*]mary sues highly encouraged
[*]but don't control the other characters though
[*]we recommend your animals have unnatural powers/abilities
[*]don't takes this seriously my men
[*]even though this is a joke rp, there are some literacy rules. no one liners (i.e: she layed a rainbow egg.), and no
asterisks (i.e: *flips in here* waddup my boys) instead, do stuff like this: "the rainbow penguin did a flip, landing on the beach. 'wassup my men 👌👌' he asked, making little finger-guns with his flippers."

[platyhelminth]

name jazz caterpillar
nicknames jazz caterpillar
age toot toot
gender male
personality jazz caterpillar
history jazz caterpillar
sexuality jazz caterpillar-sexual
crush n one
m8 icky
mini jazz caterpillars no


name borf borf mcedgy borf
nicknames edgelord
age infinity
gender man
personality misunderstoof loner shy bad boi!!!111!
history abyoosed & neglected
sexuality bye sexual
crush Princess Starlight Galaxia Zodiaca Spacea Midnight
arch enemy dark raven scar rain way
m8 none he alone
mini borf borf mcedgy borfs no

[primcval]

name; chèvre
age; one hundred million years (immortal!!1!)
gender; girl
species; goat
personality; perfect,,,every1 luv her
abilities; imortal, stop time !!!!1!!111!, jump realy high,,make rainbows
history; she was abadoned by her mom but then a ghost came and said she was the best and then she was immortal by the gohst (he gave her imortal) and then she lived in the sky for a while (she can fly to) eating rainbows, but then she found the zoo and said she is going to live here and she is now
sexuality; straight
crush; nobody
offspring; none ew!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!11
fam; mom (ded), dad (she doesnt know him)(ded 2), long-lost sister!11!!!! (lost))



name; buck
age; 222 years
gender; boy
species; deer
personality; handsome boy who get all the gurls, but has dark past no 1 knos abuot
abilities; make deers fall in love with him!! be v smart pass all test,live for long tiem, very strong deafeat other guy
history; very sad his mom and father left him when he wuz a bby and he had to live all one his own!!!!!!1111! and then he granted powers by a godess who feel bad for he, then he live all alone 4 a whole, then he find the zoo
sexuality; straihgt
crush; everyobdy (all girl thogh)
offspring; none
fam; mom (ded) dad (dead) very sad :((((



name; dark raven scar rain way
age; 17 year
gender; boy
species; dark scar wolf
personality; very sad loner alone :(((( wants a gf
abilities; make darkness, bring storm thunder, very power
history; born by hisself all loner he cri every nite and want a gf,,got his power from the dark demon god
sexuality; straight
crush; all girl
offspring; none he aloen
fam; ???????? :((((((((

(( tried to put in as many elements of cringe as I could, did it work? ))

[platyhelminth]

mY SIDES

accepted my dude!! uwu

[✨oddball puppy✨]

Name: Pancake

Nicknames: Pan, Panny, cake, short-stuff

Age: 21 Years

Gender: Female

Species: Fennec Fox

Abilities: Eye glow in the dark and change color sometimes, great strength, can form little balls of light, can use her ears to fly for a while

Personality: A sassy loud thing is what Pancake is. She isn't above using others to get what she wants, whether it's something small or even grand.

Sexuality: Pancake is Pansexual, she luvs everyone

Crush: ... eh, impress her

Mate: None

Offspring: Nope

Other: Has a moon shaped marking on her belly, she also keeps a berry with two leaves on her right ear just because

[platyhelminth]

accepted m8!

[melbourned]

Name: Ruffie

Nicknames: bork, aww look its a bear, killing machine
Age: 665 years.

Gender: male

Species: a bear. DUHH
Abilities: can impress anyone and make them pass-out from cuteness. can also get rid of anyone he wants.

Personality: very cool, likes to run around making people say aww, is sorta friendly. actually nu teh bear isnt friendly111!11

Sexuality: no one knows wut the bear is

Crush: NU EWW THE BEAR HATES THAT111!!11

Mate: EWW AGAIN111!11

Offspring:EWW111!1!

Other: who doesn't leik BEARS!!11







Name: Pengi

Nicknames: HONEY ITS A PENGUIN CHICK AWW, pengie, mommy look its a penguin.
Age: -456 years.

Gender: male

Species: penguin thing
Abilities: has magical wings that make him fly, can also spit potatoes. loves to step on rocks even tho they hurt leik legos. BUT NOT TO HIM11!!!!11

Personality: fast oh wait he's a penguin. quirky, cause thats a penguin for ya.

Sexuality: no one knows wut this is.

Crush: PENGUINS CANT HAVE CRUSHES AT BABY-HOOD!11

Mate: WHY NO LISTEN!!11!1

Offspring:NO, STOP. PLEASE11!11!

Other: penguin 4 ever

[platyhelminth]

accepted 👌👌

[~Macmanus~]

Name: Honey Badger

Nicknames: He is too cool for a nick name

Age: Death fears him, Honey Badger is ageless

Gender: Male

Species: ....Do I really need to say it again?

Abilities: Not caring, being stung like a bunch of times by bees and snakes and being able to sleep off the venom

Personality: Honey Badger likes to eat. Also, he doesn't care. And he doesn't like it when jackals and birds steal his food.

Crush: Food

Mate: Honey Badger is too cool for a mate




Name: Lilith

Nicknames: Just a regular deer, nothing unusual here

Age: Undead/immortal

Gender: Doe

Species: Vampdeer Musk Deer

Abilities: Levitation, biting people

Personality: Lilith hates the sunlight for some reason. She also hates wolves. And completely emotionless teenage girls.

Crush: Buck, of course (Who could resist?)

[carnivorous.]

Name: Sharkpai-kun
Nicknames: That one tsundere
Age: -999999999999999
Gender: Fish
Personality: Imagine the most tsundere person you know. And throw them out the window because this is the new one.
Abilities: Turn opponent into a Baka, eat rainbows, breathes firey rainbowy bakaness.
History: Poof. Born.
Crush: RUFFIE SENPAI
Mate: It's not like I like you or anything...
Offspring: SQUEEEEEEE SENPAI NOTICE ME
Other: One of the only words in their vocabulary is "BAKA"