
Anyway, here it is!
EDIT: Mega-post on page 4!
1st book: ~|Untitled|~
2nd book: ~|Welcome To The Messed-Up Place I Call My Life|~
~|Is Anyone Else Scared Now?|~
You could hear a pin drop in the room.
I am stunned. I stand there, and absently notice a beautiful diamond engagement ring in Cody's outstretched paw. After about ten minutes, I start to stutter and talk gibberish.
I- ugh- agah acka- ssss... uh...I- I...
After a while I snap out of it, and grab Cody's empty paw. I need a word with you, I say, and drag him to my bedroom and slam the door shut.
Yes? Cody asks, as if this is normal.
Uh... HELLO?! Have you got a BRAIN?! First you show up at my karate class- yes, I remember that- then you outlaw us and let me have half my memory erased, and THEN you have the GUTS to come here and ask me to marry you? Who do you think you are?
The king.
Oh yeah. Anyway, have you lost your MIND?! Why didn't you just ask me to go out with you instead of doing all this? Why get your cousin to set me up and knock us down when we least expect it?
'Cause it's funner this way. Now, will you marry me, Lucky? I've always had this massive crush on you... And, well, I am the king...
You're crazy. I need a minute to think. But, if I agree, do I have to kiss you?
...Eventually.
I pace the floor, back and forth, my mind whirling. This could mean freedom for me and my friends, this one tiny thing. Well, tiny for them. For me- that's a whole other story.
Well?
I don't know, I say, desperate, All I want is to go home.
Well then, Cody says, Let's go home.
He grabs me and takes me outside to a helicopter. I get in, and, miraculously, Cody lifts us up into the air. We fly for around ten minutes in silence.
You know I'm scared, right? He looks at me, surprised.
Of heights?
No, idiot! You're scaring me, cody. Seriously. Despite the fact that this is one of my better days, I am utterly freaked out and confused.
We land after another ten minutes. I climb out of the helicopter, but only the tiniest gasp passes my lips as I look at my home.
Except, there's nothing.
Just charred rubble, and smoke everywhere The entire city, just gone. Old corpses litter the streets.
What... happened?
The country is at war, Lucky. Cody looks at me. This has been difficult. I need you. Lucky-
Yes?
Will you marry me?
I turn away from the ruined landscape and look at him. I stare into his eyes, and my next words change my life forever.
Yes.