[Valesfer]

Milky way kits are foxes with a flowy galaxy tail, their orbs contain the essence of their galaxies, their bodies are slightly transparent and stars dot their bodies. They are ethereal beings, but they love to mess with people and play tricks. According to legend, Milky way kits are believed to have come from the stars , leaving a trail of colorful dust and stars behind them as they moved across the universe.

Milky way kits have bright, colorful tails with many different colors. Their tails are rarely every dark or a pure white color. Their orb color matches the colors of their tails and never mismatches, as a part of their tails is rumored to be enclosed in the orb.

Their diet usually consists of fruits and meat, though mainly fruit because their bright tails tend to give them away when they try to hunt.

Despite their mischievous nature, they are faithful creatures and when they find a mate they stick with them for life. Their love for their mates is endless, just like the universe is endless. They can sometimes have relationship problems, but this is very rare.

-dont judge me and my timer. i like to take my time.[i was watching a movie-]
tell me a joke any joke if you don't know a joke; send me a gif first gif or joke to make me laugh wins. you can post more then one joke or gif; if more then one gif please link it not post it. i will end some time Sunday or so.(most likely at night)
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[Caeneus]

username:Caeneus
name:Toki
gender:Male
joke?
1.SMASHING!
2.opps

[serl]

username:♥Toothless♥
name:Eggbert
gender:Male
joke?:

[delete pleasexx....]

username: FeatherSmoothie.
name: Walnut
gender: Male
joke?
How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

[scythe.]

Username: Celebi112
Name: Caramelord
Gender: Female
Joke:
Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

[henley]

username: Ismene
name: Lithe
gender: Male
joke?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

OR

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?
In Fort Launderdale.

[Sneky]

username:
Raven~Rose

name:
Wallace

gender:
Male

joke?
Hmm...not good with jokes, so here's a funny gif:

[fruitbat]

username: galaxy cat ;;
name: Apollo
gender: Male
joke?

[mitsurugi]

username: WowFace
name: Vulp
gender: Male
joke?;

[Sciencin']

username: Unisus
name: Freya, viking goddess of fire
gender: Female
joke?

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping in the forest. Sherlock wakes up and wakes Watson.

"Watson, look up. What do you see?"
"The stars."
"And what can you conclude from that?"
"Um, the sky is clear?"
"No, you idiot! Someone stole our tent!"