AH AH AH
I FAIL SO HARD AT PVP IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT IT ISN"T EVEN FUNNY.
As soon as the red territory letters come up and that SCHWOOMPF of the forced PVP tag sounds, I start panicking. PANICKING.
STILL PANICKING.
IT IS ANNOYING AND AMUSING ALL AT ONCE.
I just want a spirit dino pet but I'm alliance and that's in Orgrimmar and I can't EVEN. Then I did the marathon of shame (it weren't no jog of shame for the distance I had to cover from graveyard to city) to see someone with the PVP tag on looming over my corpse.
I SAID NOPE.
AND I NOPED RIGHT OUT OF THERE LIKE THE COWARDLY FAILURE I AM. (I died to NPCS for pity's sake. NON PLAYER CHARACTERS. Pit me against someone with an actual brain? Nope, I will loose. And I'm not in the mood to
jogmarathon of shame repeatedly. I'll just have to wait.)
MOURNING.
I am mourning my inability to ever get that pet. (I seriously VERY MUCH WANT IT, but I seriously very much FAIL.)
And the fact that was over fifteen minutes ago (because resurrection sickness has been expired for a while now) and I'm STILL panicking (Like legit shaking WHY? ITS A VIDEO GAME WHY FREAK OUT THIS BAD, ME? WHY. Heck, PVP doesn't even damage your gear why are yoOU FREAKING OUT SO BAD), Aha, that's so bloody stupid it's funny. I'm so bloody stupid...
Edit to add:
agust D wrote:
just thinking about what a clean version of Gospel by Rich Chigga x Keith Ape x XXXTentacion's would sound like. lmao.
pretty sure it would just be silence for two minutes and 58 seconds. some things in this world can never be shown to your parents.
or anyone mildly religious. or anyone at all. actually. I should probably stop.
Would it be anything like this?
John Cage's 4'33" (You get the gist of the piece in the first minute, no need to watch it all.) (And yes that's real. Had to watch THE ENTIRETY OF IT during a music appreciation class. Hey, worked for me, I just doodled the entire time. XD)
