Things That Amuse You V.3

[Skiv]

"Company is coming, get rid of the couches! We can't let people know we SIT!" - Chris Fleming

[Viozel]

my teammate is just so weird like me?
Like when something sad happens she's like
"Yup, sadness and green beans"
And when we were talking about how awkward we are,
she's like
"Awco taco"
And it just made me crack up for some reason?
I don't even know, but she's hilarious

Also i keep trying to spell 'like' but I keep typing 'lole'
Why
I'm so tired

[Hellagia]

I just ...
So ...
I don’t know how to explain this other than I was bored, and wondering what certain hybrids would look like, dinosaur-wise, and my brain went .... “all the crests...”

[Cruxich]

scientists created a AI-powered "psychopath" by feeding it very violent content from a website

i dont know how to feel about this one

[~Starlight Fate~]

my animal jam conversations

[dionysvs]

how my dog runs away from my brother when my brother hasn't done anything to him
his run is so funny and he looks like he's seen something that can't be unseen

also how I just trip on air
and my old art
that's hilarious stuff

also most of my drawings are guys with noodle arms because I give up halfway through drawing them

[Wyverncult]

was at indypopcon this weekend..... wanted to cosplay as purple from gloomverse, but the youger version. he wears a purple sweater vest atop a brown polo shirt.. i recently had my hair dyed silver and cut a bit shorter, instead of the short-ish dark brown cut- i thought it'd be a cool addition to wear my purple tentacle earrings, and plus i always wear my headphones wherever i go, and y'know i wear glasses, so does purple so i was like "oh this fits!!"
ironically enough, ive started listening to nightvale the past 2 or so weeks.

um..... everyone thought i was cosplaying cecil palmer and asked for so many pictures........ i got free merch.......... my friend would not stop glaring at me. he used to be Cecil and now everyone is calling him kevin, being like "yknow it makes sense. you really like teeth." i began reading off 5 pages of results from discord, searching his username along with "teeth," all of them being actually somehow weirder than one would expect. someone got him a coca cola that said "share a drink with kevin" and he hates it. he hates me. he also drew an eye on my forehead and combed my hair back but he hates me

i can't look normally into a mirror anymore without seeing cecil gdamned palmer. is this just my life now.
anyways my friends got a picture of me and we all agree that not only do i look like cecil i also look like knife cat half the time. i'd show y'all but i am so so sad about the no irl pictures rule.


ah and part 2 of my indypop adventure, we had 17 people at dinner the first night. i pulled out my sketchbook and decided to start trying to draw. two people started doodling in my sketchbook- they drew, yknow professor purple. then our pal chibbit came over to Check On The Kids of the group and started doodling her own thing. then my friend took it. and then cq came over to chat with us and took a glance at what we were all doing and was rightfully offended, and then took the sketchbook and drew her own thing and she said that we had to pass the sketchbook around the table so everyone could draw their own.
so, uh.. well. here's that damned mess LMAofhsfgebwjaxkd


of course this is far from all that happened, leaving alone me dissociating as i drank starbucks in front of a trash can as cq played the campfire song song on her ukelele and my friends sang and danced along as we all just stood around the trash bin, but y'know
all in all? good trip! 12/10, would absolutely go again. i am so sorry this is so long LOLOLJsbnjsldfjn

[saturnalia]

i found a detailed letter somebody wrote to the hamburglar

[idiosyncrasy]

This sweet child... <3

[FoldOutChair]

when you go on animal jam, and just look at the conversation that you just walked into.