Things That Amuse You V.3

[Skiv]

My sister chuckled at my JonTron reference ("Hi Barbie, it's Ken....see you in an hour!") even though she doesn't even know about him...my dear sister...you humor me so.

[[Paradox]]

A Saint Bernard/Poodle mix is typically referred to as a Saint Berdoodle.

Why is it not called a Saint Bernoodle?

[Brainiac5]

Someone keeps texting me all in caps thinking I’m someone named Herb.
Or HERB I suppose.

[-Blufox]

When I was little I used to watch "Elmo's Potty Time" over and over again until my parents got sick and tired of the movie and couldn't stand it. It was a 45-minute movie to encourage kids to use the toilet.

Then, yesterday, I rented it on Amazon Video for 3 bucks and it was hilarious.

"And someday YOU'LL learn how to use the potty!" - Elmo

[min genius]

the fact that my cat, Princess, responds to "fatty" because I call her that so much.

[[Paradox]]

There was just an ad on my screen for "Rare magical blue strawberry seeds".

[solid snake.]

I was playing Fallout 4 and when I turned around, a Deathclaw kills me...I will get my revenge Deathclaw!

[♡ — the anime club !]

im cryING THERES SO MANY PARAPPA THE RAPPER MEMES AND SOME ARE JUST AMAZing

[i<3 wolves678]

When I was little I used to watch "Elmo's Potty Time" over and over again until my parents got sick and tired of the movie and couldn't stand it. It was a 45-minute movie to encourage kids to use the toilet.

Then, yesterday, I rented it on Amazon Video for 3 bucks and it was hilarious.

"And someday YOU'LL learn how to use the potty!" - Elmo

Why does this remind me of those malfunctioning Elmo potty time books where if you pressed a particular button, Elmo would yell 'hAHA WHO WANTS TO DIE?'

Something about the thought of a murderous Elmo is the greatest thing to me-

[andrulian]

my aunt trying to rap guns and ships as fast as daveed