Crazy Things You Thought As A Young Kid

[crested gecko]

I remember when I was little I used to play Yoshi's Island a lot on my DS. I would get sad though because every time I died on it I'd think I really killed the Yoshi and baby Mario and that another Yoshi and Mario would take its place....

[Ravenkiss]

I used to think that noises (books being dropped, people talking) were the cause of thunder.

[<WittyCommentHere>]

I used to think I would be important C:

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i thought my hands had souls and were two separate entities. they were my best friends.

[arabella !!]

When I was in middle school, whenever I would get mad I would think of punching people mentally. Terribleee

[fixmein45]

I thought that women getting crushes on other women was a fantasy story

From personal experience I can verify that it is not a fantasy story

[Goffica]

I used to think babies came from China b/c a lot of things have the tag "made in China" ahaha

[Korbin]

1. When I was little I used to have this Tinker Bell bubble bath thing. The little blurb on the front of the bottle said "A magical world in every bubble!" So I used to stare into the bubbles trying to find the magic world. It never worked.

2. I used to call chopsticks chomp sticks because as I saw it, "You don't chop with them, you chomp with them."

3. At age 3, I understood the concept of addition, subtraction and multiplication. I knew there had to be division but I didn't know what it was called so I asked my dad if there was such thing as times minus. It took him 3 days to figure out what I meant.

4. In elementary school, my principal was named Mrs. Small. We also had a gym teacher named Mrs. Hughes. However, I thought it was Mrs. Huge. So for 3 years of elementary school I thought we had Mrs. Small and Mrs. Huge.

[root]

i used to think peter pan was real
so i left notes by the window every night
it didnt work
rip

[kaplantai]

i thought naming my sister rudolph would be the best thing to happen to human kind
sadly, my parents did not agree