Things that Amuse You - Thread 7

[Never & Rush]

...Now I'm scared. I always leave all my tabs open on my kindle and I went to click my Google tab, and it was on a page asking me to confirm I was a human due to "unusual trafficking."

Has my kindle become sentient and interested in strange Google searches? |D

[Postcard]

Been online for an hour. No trades



xD

Welcome to my world.
I get [maybe] 2-3 trades a day c}x

the irony! I get so many daily and I don't even like trading xD

Lucky! XD Almost every trade I get is... o.o

[Delete Please Admins]

The doctor who picture that I have just seen on the first page. I don't really like doctor who I am more of a vampire diaries person but the picture is funny haha

Simple things amuse me like this joke:

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in a shop when a robber comes in with a gun. He tells everyone to get down on the floor. The three girls get down on the floor and crawl into some potato sacks. The robber sees the sacks moving and goes over to the sacks. He kicks the one with the brunette in and she barks so he thinks its just some puppies. He kicks the one with the redhead in it and she meows so he thinks its just some kittens. He kicks the one with the blonde in it and she say potatos...

Haha!! I couldn't stop laughing the first time I heard this joke No offense to blonde peoples though. I am blonde too

[Cheeb]

I just had my first baby kitty ever on Felisfire ;u;
Too bad he's super ugly and plain xD

[shadow by night]

I just had my first baby kitty ever on Felisfire ;u;
Too bad he's super ugly and plain xD

aww...I'll swap him for a prettier one, because I'm nice like that. send your tom to #13011, and I'll get back to you.

(I sound like an answering machine xD)

[Postcard]

I just made my first animoto! It's funny. XD

[shadow by night]

there was a spoon. In my dad's sneaker. wth.

[~ShadowsInTheNight~]

My friend once wrote a death scene so descriptive and gruesome that when another girl read it, she started throwing up c: Oh, how I wish to one day be that talented .3.

[aberrant.]

I started my first Join.me.
I'm so fricken happy c}x

[Sen507]

My friend once wrote a death scene so descriptive and gruesome that when another girl read it, she started throwing up c: Oh, how I wish to one day be that talented .3.

Pfft, I've written some pretty gruesome death scenes but I doubt I'd be able to make anyone throw up with one. That does sound pretty impressive though.