The last text you got says...

[faunsie]

"AAAAA I love this kal's design though I'll probably draw the kal for them again"

[hiero]

"Check for a server that says banana 🍌..."

[Beach]

"no one knows how to work the back kitchen but me"

hubby at work, concerned about moving to the front of the restaurant on the grill, but no one else knows how to work his position.

[momincharge]

"don't forget to eat idiot"

i don't eat often & i'm never hungry and i use the excuse that i forget so my friend (and ex-girlfriend) reminded me to eat lmao

[Chanel the Bunt]

Yesh be offendid veddy offonded yesh potator

My drunk friend

[Yorkipoo Hudson]

"Goodnight i love you xx"

[ghostkid]

"I'm so sorry my mans my wifi cut out at 11 sorry you didn't get to make your wish"

[smormu]

"I will figuratively kick your metaphorical butt into the theoretical stratosphere"

I feel as though it's better without context

[PixelChan]

"wuttt"

[jisung]

k one sec
- my friend
: i love you, but, bro, but it's been two hours