Write a Letter you Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[Noni Gailin Ayrenin~]

Dear me,

Stop being confusing for like, five seconds...P.L.E.A.S.E
You don't have feelings for anyone. STOP THINKING YOU DO.
YOU. ARE. DESPERATE.
They mean a lot to you, yes, but not THAT much. Stop being stupid.
And that guy? Ignore him. You don't actually know him. He's taken. Not to mention, last you knew, INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS DON'T WORK.

Accept that you won't be having a relationship with anyone for a good 5+ years more.
Accept that you are alone right now.
Stop looking at guys and thinking they're cute.
Stop creating illusions for yourself.

But.......Remember that this strangely intense loneliness isn't forever....please?

---Noni, The seemingly forever confused and alone guy.

[vivere]

Dear teacher,

Yeah, I'm sure I gave you the paper. No, I didn't loose it, you did.

Not sincerely,

Me

[Wonderland~]

Dear R;;

Oh my gosh, why do you have to be so cute
and adorable and funny and UGH, just stop
but don't, I'm so confused right now and I
think that I have have a tiny crush on you
but I don't think that you feel the same way
so please stop playing with my emotions ;-;

Sincerely
A very confused puppet.

[ruberiot]

Dear CJ,
I'm sorry baby. Momma didn't mean for her brother to scare you and make you get away. She didn't mean to scare you. Please, forgive me.
Momma loves you.

[ban]

Dear me,

Who were you kidding to think for one holiday season you wouldn't be the ugly duckling of the family? It has taken a year to get your acne under control but it left scars. And you finally learned how to apply foundation in order to combat the ugly look of your face. And the day before your birthday, a day you just wanted to look nice for once, something (probably the makeup, so say goodbye to feeling pretty and confident) caused an allergic reaction on your face. So now you finally have no acne but your face is in extreme pain due to the burning and is scaly and red. If you hadn't been so happy and feeling so great this past weekend for mastering makeup then you probably wouldn't be as devastated and sitting with an ice pack on your face crying like a baby. For two days you got to feel pretty for once, but forget it now.

Sincerely, Ban.

[Noni Gailin Ayrenin~]

Dear me,

Why in the hell did you just do that?
Seriously.
What possessed you to go find, and than watch one of his videos.
Are you trying to torture yourself by hearing his voice again?
Are you trying to make yourself die inside by seeing him?

I thought you were over it.
You keep saying you are........

But that's right.......
You hopelessly cling to people.
Because you're pathetic.
Because you have no life.

If you ever do anything involving him again, slap yourself.

---Noni, questioning his own actions since before time. >.>

[ghosties]

dear k

why arent you talking to me, i know your phone is acting up but you really just cant reply once? also why didn't you come to college on monday, it was a very sad day for me and i had no one to cry on, seriously. i need you to talk to me again, I'm loosing it completely and your not helping, i know you'll probably see this, actually i know you will because you stalk me. also im sorry for being weird and annoying, probably talking about s too much but he's gone now. he went away to a party for a week, I'm sorry for being that one friend who is clingy and wussy also for demanding reasons. for not replying to your role plays, i just cant my life is just a shambles I'm sorry.

- blaze.

[~Arokai*Rokujo~]

Dear school,

I'd really like it if you would just stop being a thing kthanks. Too much stress is putting me in a bad place...


Dear self,

Stop being such a big baby. Your feelings dont matter, they never do. Just sit quietly and let it happen. Honestly. Stop stulking, you seen it coming anyway.

Dear ____,

While I appreciate you telling me the feels bomb I don't know what to tell you at this point. Not even a good morning message, though? Ouuchhhh. Idk what to tell you man. Just do whatever makes you happy and entirely ignore my feelings because they dont matter.


All from a very irritated and sad Aro.

[Helmuth]

Dear Everybody, (this includes Helmuth)

The truth is that there is always going to be pain in the world. Nobody ever said that life was all fun of fun and glitter. But it is normal -- even good -- for you to feel sadness and anger and whatever you feel. Today we live in a world where we're supposed to be living some magical fairy tale life. That's what you see on TV, that's what you read about, and that's what you want. Well, yeah, everybody wants to live a life like that. But if reality is staring you in the face, then you should jump up and do something about it. Go do something: see a museum, visit a homeless shelter. Real things make a real person.

[Sakura Kyoko]

Dear brain;

Try your best to get this summary done ;W;;;;

Dear "Western Civilization" teacher;

SCREW YOU, YOU SUCK !