Things That Amuse You V.3

[[Paradox]]

A Saint Bernard/Poodle mix is typically referred to as a Saint Berdoodle.

Why is it not called a Saint Bernoodle?

[Brainiac5]

Someone keeps texting me all in caps thinking I’m someone named Herb.
Or HERB I suppose.

[-Blufox]

When I was little I used to watch "Elmo's Potty Time" over and over again until my parents got sick and tired of the movie and couldn't stand it. It was a 45-minute movie to encourage kids to use the toilet.

Then, yesterday, I rented it on Amazon Video for 3 bucks and it was hilarious.

"And someday YOU'LL learn how to use the potty!" - Elmo

[min genius]

the fact that my cat, Princess, responds to "fatty" because I call her that so much.

[[Paradox]]

There was just an ad on my screen for "Rare magical blue strawberry seeds".

[solid snake.]

I was playing Fallout 4 and when I turned around, a Deathclaw kills me...I will get my revenge Deathclaw!

[♡ — the anime club !]

im cryING THERES SO MANY PARAPPA THE RAPPER MEMES AND SOME ARE JUST AMAZing

[i<3 wolves678]

When I was little I used to watch "Elmo's Potty Time" over and over again until my parents got sick and tired of the movie and couldn't stand it. It was a 45-minute movie to encourage kids to use the toilet.

Then, yesterday, I rented it on Amazon Video for 3 bucks and it was hilarious.

"And someday YOU'LL learn how to use the potty!" - Elmo

Why does this remind me of those malfunctioning Elmo potty time books where if you pressed a particular button, Elmo would yell 'hAHA WHO WANTS TO DIE?'

Something about the thought of a murderous Elmo is the greatest thing to me-

[andrulian]

my aunt trying to rap guns and ships as fast as daveed

[Scottish9]

To those who think that Technical Theatre is lame, I present my list of activities for 90 minutes in Tech Theatre:

~Jumping down a flight of stairs while making rounds and hurting my foot, then being told I don't have enough luck to risk jumping down even one stair

~Witnessing an argument between some underclassmen girls in the computer lab while I was doing research. It was long and loud, and I eventually asked them to leave and locked them out. A fellow who had walked in a few minutes prior to my locking them out said "well, that was intense". I replied "try listening to it for 30 minutes" and his face morphed into pure shock XD

~I was asked who I am in the musical. I said "A sketchy Scottish dude who tries to make a buck any way he can, even if it means selling balloons or conning people out of tourist pics" (that actually is my character). And the gal who asked just said "big mood"

~I said good morning to my director (it was about 2:40 PM), and he said "Good morning-afternoon-evening-night??" And looked very confused. He also thought I was drunk or something because I was laughing so hard at his confusion.

It's the anti-lame.