Things That Amuse You V.3

[Rinovo]

Stayed up till four watching the whole yuri on ice series I can't escape

my god I'd be hella gay if I was a guy pfft

[i<3 wolves678]

spent an entire English lesson making these sticky notes

bruddas

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no regrets

[Brainiac5]

Stayed up till four watching the whole yuri on ice series I can't escape

my god I'd be hella gay if I was a guy pfft

I relate to this.
Except I watched as it was coming out(dubbed) so I would tell my grandparents I was going to bed, turn off all my lights and then try not to make a sound while watching each episode.

[vicasterology]

betty cooper carries around a pink pepper spray and set her ringtone for a serial killer as the lollipop song from the wizard of oz and if that isn't the most accurate summary of her as a character i don't know what is

unrelated edit: okay i hate ross but this makes me happier than i'll ever be able to explain

[lurking vulpine]

We Are Number One but it's poorly recreated with 3D CGI
This will never not be funny

[divine.]

me: if chrysos was huge sized, how many children could fit on his back?
dm: probably like 20
me: omg
----few minutes later-----
me: if erolith was able to convince everyone to help him kidnap children, and all the dragons were huge sized.. that'd be so many children for him to love..
dm: I can imagine him getting a massive saddle for his huge with a bunch of tiny seats with buckles
a gold dragon school bus
me: y e s
dm: xD
me: that's what he's doing when he retires. chrysos will be the first dragon school bus
dm: perfect.

[Cruxich]

@ me

[space outlaw]

snoRING
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT SNORING BUT IT CRACKS ME UP!! ok, so there's a backstory to this. my friend posted a video of her grandma snoring and it all started when i described the noise she made as a gorilla lawnmower and we could stop laughing because she snortED WHILE SLEEPING. oh my god. and just recently another friend on snapchat posted a video of her dad snoring and they put the caption as "my dad's snores sound like when you push in a chair at school" and just imagining that killed me holy cow. i honestly have a problem lol

[i<3 wolves678]

got a new inside joke via being an idiot today

I was having a conversation with my friends and they were talking about all the places they love to visit when outside. One of my friends said something along the line of "I go to [insert place here] so often, I practically live there."
Me, being the sleep deprived introvert that hates the outdoors that I am, said in response:
"Yeah, well I practically live in my house."
It took me about five seconds to realize what I had said before I broke down into uncontrollable wheezing-

[Scottish9]

I was chatting with my sister and some friends about a guy I like. This fella has some dietary restrictions, and so I was trying to explain to a friend what they were. Sister says something wrong, then happens to leave for class.

Friend gets confused when I mention he eats ice cream because she thought he didn't eat sugar. I told her "that's what (sister's name) said, but she was wrong." I pointed to where I thought my sister was.

I hear someone snort behind where I had pointed and I turn around. Another friend, who shares a name with my sister, had taken my sister's seat and was very confused XD