What is the weirdest name you ever came up with for your pet

[figitus]

Not me but my best friend. She named my hamster Esko Pajamies Nojatuoli.

and the name suits him so well!!!!

[briny]

maybe not super weird, but my dogs name is Frankenstein! we just call him Frank but we had a hard time naming him so of course a random name someone said stuck XD

[Saa]

I had a hamster named Snake from an inside joke between me and a friend, and another hamster named Mr. Toot after the song by Ylvis. xD

[Rancid Roadkill]

I had some toads named Cuddlecroaks, Puggypoops and Floppyplops. I have a pixie frog named Mr. Beefy Five Layers. My bearded dragons are Kricket, Snot, Meatball and Cheeseburger. Our frilled neck lizards are Bambi Booboobutt and Dilly Moo Dally. As for my hamsters, I had Fatty Dingdong and Twinkiepuff.

[KnittingKnots]

My dog is named Guinness, after the drink. We call him G , Guinny, or Guin, lol.

[oceanz]

my crested geckos name is sriracha and my leopard gecko is pua (means pig) so those are probably the weirdest names I’ve had for a pet.

[Shawchert]

Meateor, he's our youngest cat. He was origionally named Meteor because of the M on his forehead but then we saw how much of a glutton the tiny little kitty was and it he became a little Meateor

[kacie]

My last dog's name was Egg because her head was shaped like an egg. She was an English Bull Terrier. My current dog's name is Church after the cat in Pet Sematary. :3

[Regency]

We used to have a dog named Rex. I was young at the time therefore I came up with a weird name.
He was a mix of some kind.

[Madeon]

Not my pet, but I named someone else's ducks microwave, toaster, fridge, oven, and sink respectfully :^)