@lady pmed u bb vuv
@tiger honestly so gorgeous hnnn ;v;
I'm sorry that I hardly ever post, yall. Idk I'm never really sure what to say, which is weird for me ;v;
Pick 5 viscets:1: Calleigh -
X2: Orlando -
X3: McCoy -
X4: Kahina -
X (note: she is a genuine diviner who gives real fortunes.)
5: Mellantollak -
X1 made 5 super mad, and always tries to make up for it, why did 1 make 5 mad? And why do they try and do?Calleigh: I DIDN'T MEAN TO ADJUST YOUR TELESCOPE I M S O. R R Y
Mellantollak: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THE MEASUREMENTS THAT PRECISE I WILL SHOVE YOUR TAIL DOWN THE BARREL OF MY BROKEN MICROSCOPE
Calleigh: I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT THE MOON I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS YOUR SPECIAL TELESCOPE PLEASE I'LL BUY YOU MORE GLASS SLIDES JUST DON'T HURT ME
2 and 3 go to the movies, they find 5 with a strange viscet going into a horror movie, what do 2 and 3 do? Orlando: Look, I know you don't really like theaters, but this is Star Wars we're talking about. Plus the movie came out ages ago so it'll probably be just about empty.
McCoy: I hate movies, I hate theaters, and I hate you.
Orlando: That's the spirit. ...hey, is that Mell?
*Mellantollak off in the distance walking into a seperate theater room
McCoy: Who the hell was that with him?
Orlando: Language. And I'm not sure, what movie are they headed into? ...wait, what? Paranormal Activities? Mellantollak hates horror movies, doesn't he?
McCoy: I know. And if you're going to answer your own own question, then don't ask it, dammit.
Orlando: *sigh* He can take care of himself, we'll just ask him about it later.
McCoy: *grunts* No,
you will.
4 and 1 are in a huge fight, 3 comes along and tries to help but just gets caught up in the fight too, what are they fighting about?Kahina: Look, I don't care how phony you think my predictions are, your opinion doesn't drive me or my business!
Calleigh: That's fair enough, but how can you feel content knowing you're tricking your customers?! They genuinely believe you and you think that that's just totally okay?!
Kahina: THEY'RE NOT TRICKS! Believe it or not, I really
can divinate and tell fortunes,
real fortunes!
McCoy: *comes from around the corner looking like a pot about to boil* I get you ladies need to have your regular spats. Friction. That's fine. But could you NOT scream it out while other viscets are trying to work?! I have a patient coming in tomorrow and their paperwork needs to be filed. If I can't get it done because YOU two are too busy snapping at each other's throats, then so help me God, there will be two manadatory physical examinations within the next forty-eight hours!
Kahina: *growls and bares teeth* You dont't much frighten me, old doctor. I refuse to let that viscet tell me what I can and can't do!
Calleigh: I shouldn't
have to tell you! You should be able to recognize it for yourself!
McCoy: *whips tail and steps forward* Watch your mouth, young lady, or it'll be stuffed with a syringe pumped with sedatives!
Kahina: Don't you get involved now, this doesn't involve you!
*cue angry qubbling for the next twenty minutes as everyone else awkwardly leaves the house one by one
4 gets some ice cream for 2, 2 doesn't like that flavor of ice cream, what do they do?Kahina: Hey Orlando!
Orlando: Hm?
Kahina: You like ice cream, right?
Orlando: Of course!
Kahina: *offers bowl* Ta daaa!
Orlando: Wh-you got me ice cream? Why? Uh, I-well thanks, of course, I mean I-uh-
Kahina: I've gotten everyone ice cream! You were just last because I didn't know your favorite flavor, so I had to guess it.
Orlando: Well...sheesh, thanks, Kahina! You really didn't-*notices color of ice cream* ...what flavor
did you get?
Kahina: I got you Moose Tracks! I figured it was a pretty safe choice because really, who doesn't like Moose Tracks?
Orlando: ...me...
Kahina: ...
Oops.
Sorry for accidental novel lmao