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Postby rey skywalker » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:20 am

            pun pən (n.)

              a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word
              or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have
              different meanings.

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              yes, beautiful puns.

              submit one per post but however many you want! i really hope to make
              people smile! that's my goal. please ::: only puns here!!
              these puns don't belong to me. i gather them from random sources.
              i do not own these puns nor credit them as mine.

              i'll start :
              A Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end he says he will
              disappear after counting to three. He starts to count, “Un, dos…”

              Kazaam! He vanished without a tres.



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Re: puns.

Postby abxy » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:21 am

wow, this thread seems grate! i can't wait to bring in some cheesy puns ~
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Re: puns.

Postby rey skywalker » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:25 am

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A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.

His condition is now stable.
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Postby Lethal bacon » Tue Jun 20, 2017 5:37 pm

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What does a nosey pepper do?
Get jalapeño business.
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Postby fika. » Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:20 am

      why did the cyclops shut down his school?
      because he only had one pupil
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Postby monsterkidd. » Sat Jun 24, 2017 10:44 am

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink. ಠ◡ಠ
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