Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[cervidae]

1: the concept of color is dead and everyone who sees it starts vibrating. throat infection grows wings, and tom nook steals faces and sells them for way more than they're worth on eBay. the locals are literally sportacus and enter the interdimensional witness protection program because of sugar.
this is all because tom nook left the tv on so you have to turn it off

2: the powerpuff girls, this time they're hot, and they were kicked out of daycare for their killer fashion sense . now they start their first day of third grade. they grow up so fast! living in a church gives you great social skills

3: survival just got worse. a game where acid rain is real and you kill slugs with how SALTY YOU GET FROM DYING LOOKING AT YOU UNDERHANG

4; watch as an albino demon mass murderer who's also a jeweler becomes god's dad for exactly a week before the edgy protagonist reloads their save file because they didn't press b hard enough to keep their waifu from evolving.

[HarryPotterz]

Fairy tail. A bunch of lame kids who think they are powerful and go on a bunch of lame quests so they can get money. There's the stripper, the fire eater who gets motion sick, the girl who thinks she is so hot and tries to make the things she buys cheaper because she is "hot." Oh did I mention the crazy cake lady and the talking cat? Xd

Naruto. (Gosh I'm just doing animes) the weird 12 year old who nobody likes because he is some giant fox who killed a bunch of people. He, snape and billboard brow go on some adventures and almost die everytime.

K I'm done

[Zexalii]

Some kids play a game that causes the end of the world. Then they meet aliens. This one demon dog thing is trying to kill everyone. Then everyone dies. Multiple times.

[cervidae]

Some kids play a game that causes the end of the world. Then they meet aliens. This one demon dog thing is trying to kill everyone. Then everyone dies. Multiple times.

so much homestuck i love

[Bookworm5515]

Game: A bunch of teens basically brainwash criminals into confessing their crimes. Then they fight a god.

Web Serial: A girl gets superpowers from a dead space-whale and eventually kills another space-whale.

[! honeysuckle !]

Food: Brown, squishy and warm.
Movie: A girl falls down a hole and cries a river of tears and does a bunch of other stuff.

[POSTAL 2]

I'm guessing for the food its a Brownie? Don't know what the movie is.
1.
Adults who live in a world full of blocks that go on journeys and fight things where someone dies 10% of the time and a zombie almost always ends up getting stabbed in the head. Oh, and also alot of fighting and the end of the 1st part of the 2nd season ends like Attack On Titan.
2.
Normal Highschool girls meet a cute creature that ends up stealing their souls and making them get vanquished.
3.
A sandbox game made of blocks where farm animals walk over what your trying to create and monsters kill you if your a noob. Also there is spawn limits and the first night the max amount of monsters come out. Good luck! c:

[Zexalii]

I'm guessing for the food its a Brownie? Don't know what the movie is.
1.
Adults who live in a world full of blocks that go on journeys and fight things where someone dies 10% of the time and a zombie almost always ends up getting stabbed in the head. Oh, and also alot of fighting and the end of the 1st part of the 2nd season ends like Attack On Titan.
2.
Normal Highschool girls meet a cute creature that ends up stealing their souls and making them get vanquished.
3.
A sandbox game made of blocks where farm animals walk over what your trying to create and monsters kill you if your a noob. Also there is spawn limits and the first night the max amount of monsters come out. Good luck! c:

1. I'm not sure
2. Madoka Magica?
3. Minecraft?

[starlette]

A bunch of students are trapped in a school. There's a robot stuffed bear there too. People die.

A tortured girl gets killed in an accident caused by her ex-best friend and makes a deal with the devil. A few days later she becomes a demon.

People's faces are being stolen and a talking charm forces you to save the world.

[YourOldPalBendy]

Guy wants his OC to be real. Asks his Buddy Satan for help.

Mouse. And Glitter. Sometimes singing.

This is really weird and there are triangles watching you everywhere you go.