Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[ProjectIcarus]

Ok, I've got some new ones:
1. It's like Hades and Persephone, Beauty and the Beast, and Twilight rolled into one big ball of hurt.
2. Mean girls but they all have the same name.
3. Jewish boy uses bar mitzvah money on an evil wintergreen tic tac.
4. Children swearing. Like, a lot.
5. Another one bites the dust, and oh look, I'm crying again.
6. Space lions.
7. Band that's become a cult.

south park is #4

heres mine

band consisting of abusive pickleman, pasta, thicc boye and LEG

6. is Voltron, isn't it, ProjectIcarus (nice username btw)?

Uh...band? Pickle? Pasta? Uh...

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Yeah, it is. My friend recently got me into it. (Also, thank you! Do you know what it's a reference to?)

[deadroses.]

A band that has a real hair problem and is a reincarnation of one direction (why dont we)

[Dekomaru]

Ok, I've got some new ones:
1. It's like Hades and Persephone, Beauty and the Beast, and Twilight rolled into one big ball of hurt.
2. Mean girls but they all have the same name.
3. Jewish boy uses bar mitzvah money on an evil wintergreen tic tac.
4. Children swearing. Like, a lot.
5. Another one bites the dust, and oh look, I'm crying again.
6. Space lions.
7. Band that's become a cult.

2-Heathers (the only musical I like)
4-Camp Camp?

[Dekomaru]

Mine are all books oops-

1. A bunch of boys are stuck on a deserted island after a plane crash. Everything goes wrong.
2. Guy who is supposed to burn books talks to this girl and suddenly realizes that books aren't that bad.
3. Two rebels fall in love, but they get busted by their "ally" and a "shopkeeper."
4. A guy who thinks in terms of Shakespeare leaves his home, realizes that the dystopia he moved into is trash, and leaves that dystopia for a lighthouse.
5. The life of a guy who claims to have traveled through time and met weird aliens turns out to be strangely interesting (and also tragic if you look into it).

These probably aren't even all of my favorites, just ones that I could think of descriptions for haha-

TIME TO ADD MORE BOOKS TO MY LIST AW YES-

6. Lady is haunted by the ghost of her daughter?? Or is it an adult lady?? Or a delusion?? WHO IS THE TITULAR CHARACTER????
7. Guy and girl fall in love, but guy decides to become terrible after she leaves him for some rich dude. Basically like reality TV except it's much darker, full of symbolism about weather, and it's told through some servant who likes the ~drama~.
8. Socially awkward trash can rejects a roasting queen at an 1800s dance party but realizes she's cute about a week later. Meanwhile, the roasting queen hates the socially awkward dork until he changes his behavior and she realizes that he's actually a pretty cool dude. Also known as the original slowburn fanfic.
9. Problematic teacher makes a bet with his friend to see if he can pass a sassy flower girl as a sophisticated lady through the power of education. The teacher wins, but the flower girl ends up leaving him because he's problematic(tm). It looks like a slowburn fanfic, but it isn't, and the playwright will scream at you from the afterlife if you try to pass it off as one.
10. Who are you supposed to sympathize with here, the edgy guy who's a terrible "father" or a creature who wanted love but became problematic after a couple of chapters? YOU DECIDE.
11. Everything's nice and fun in this satirical war comedy until everyone starts dying or having an angsty character arc!!

Ah, a fan of classic literature. You are a man after my heart

1-Lord of the Flies
2- Fahrenheit 451
3- 1984
11- Catch-22

[Ice580]

1. 6 friends have to battle and solve problems with friendship Guessed
2. You run around in an old trashy workshop being chased by things that want to murder you
3. Your trapped in a maze with things that want to kill you and- oh crud the walls are moving Guessed

4. Cats. Lots of em.
5. Lead singer, his brother, his ex-boyfriend, and their afro friend g-note everyone for 12 years before sadly breaking up

[aaAAA]

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5. Lead singer, his brother, his ex-boyfriend, and their afro friend g-note everyone for 12 years before sadly breaking up

mcr

> owls fight things

[Ice580]

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5. Lead singer, his brother, his ex-boyfriend, and their afro friend g-note everyone for 12 years before sadly breaking up

mcr

> owls fight things

Yes o3o

Also, I believe yours is Guardians of Ga'Hoole?

[aaAAA]

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5. Lead singer, his brother, his ex-boyfriend, and their afro friend g-note everyone for 12 years before sadly breaking up

mcr

> owls fight things

Yes o3o

Also, I believe yours is Guardians of Ga'Hoole?

yeah lol

[ford]

children terrorized by geometry

[transalmon]

children terrorized by geometry

Uh... what? That's SCARY...
Gravity Falls? Idk, all I know is that there's a triangle (Bill) who does scary stuff... I guess...??

1. A webcomic where teams named after cutlery fight each other using members with extraordinary power and/or mystical animal blood. Lots of tears, from excessive laughter to depressing drama.
2. A thing where you click an image covered with blots and dissected by messy crisscross lines, fail, and repeat to find 'just the one' out of about 197.
3. Being at the top after defeating an 'ally', then having to choose wisely between maintaining your performance (and stay up all night to 'train') or dropping back down again and not worry about keeping up (not because you can't do it, but maybe it's a burden in a way. [#basedonatruestory])

that was cringy