Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[POSTAL 2]

what if doom was about a robot who just really liked blood. alternatively: [GAY BRITAIN VOICE] GAY DOOM

[crona gorgon]

1. uhhh this dude found this girl and shes pretty cool except she has evel people coming after her so he becoms vIDEO GAME!!!

2. kid face is ugly so he wears a mask and there are ghosts.....

3. silly science experiment ESCAPES and becomes EMO!!! and she has gay dads now :3 (this is an oc story btw)

4. silly band of losers sing a song about deodorent

[SwirlyStarz]

1. want to get fired because you're dealing with Eldritch horrors? too bad. you can't. (magnus archives)

2. gay lawyers get a bit too silly (ace attorney)

[POSTAL 2]

bomb guy who makes funny memes one day and is giving the most heart wrenching intense preformance youve ever heard the next. also he has some of the most insane streams ive ever seen

[Gritizens]

An orphan tries to steal from what becomes his new family, learns a lot about himself and then gets dragged to another galaxy by space traveling whales.

[Treecat]

- Popular girl and the quiet kid end up in a (shockingly) explosive relationship
- Two closeted, horror obsessed boys get violent

[Borerails]

-I swear let me just finish reading this page then I'll go to bed- (3 hours later...)

[vaguevoices]

old game from 1998, animations are janky and got a remake nobody liked. graphics are outdated and the later levels suck. it's never clear where to go. BAD game

[POSTAL 2]

old game from 1998, animations are janky and got a remake nobody liked. graphics are outdated and the later levels suck. it's never clear where to go. BAD game

assuming from ur profile this is half life just because 90% of me playing half life is wondering where to go and the other 10% is things jumping out of me and scaring the life out of me

anyways my thing: space pirate written by vivziepop and his boyfriend go to kill the dude who manipulated them into murdering innocents, infighting and outdated offensive humor ensues

[baldursgate]

murder god consistently keeps having children for the past 100 years and ruining everything for everyone. also, evil alien squids sometimes