CS ‘Bad Ideas’ Thread

[bfdi]

This is a thread for posting all of your ‘worst’ ideas for Chicken Smoothie. This thread is intended to be humorous, real suggestions should be posted on the Suggestion forum.

Please don’t post anything that violates the Chicken Smoothie rules, including vaguing others, trolling, and general toxicity.

I’ll go first: Whenever you try to trade off a pet you adopted at the Pound, you have to roll a d20 to determine if you will be allowed to do so.

[Angelx3]

Instead of adopting ~8 different litters each month, you adopt 100 nondecript parcels, who will Split into The 'regular litters'.
With this extra rng you could be Missing entire litters' of pets simply by getting 50 newborn horses!
Who wouldnt want to trade for 30 missed outcomes every month!

[Gamezelle]

Awesome ! I have so many good, should-be-done-immediately, revolutionary ideas

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I’ll go first: Whenever you try to trade off a pet you adopted at the Pound, you have to roll a d20 to determine if you will be allowed to do so.

If you fail your roll, you cannot delete/trade the pet before a full week.

Instead of adopting ~8 different litters each month, you adopt 100 nondecript parcels, who will Split into The 'regular litters'.
With this extra rng you could be Missing entire litters' of pets simply by getting 50 newborn horses!
Who wouldnt want to trade for 30 missed outcomes every month!

Ooh and we could also "switch" species if they grow the same day ! Your snake could become a rat ! People will loooooove that


Here is another proposal :

Whenever you adopt a pet, if your user ID is found within the pet ID, you get a random past store pet.

[Megavolt]

there should be a feature in which pets can choose to leave your collection for no foreseeable reason. "sayonara!"
this keeps players on their toes. you can never get too comfortable. one day your OMGSR malk dragon might just decide the vibes are off and jump ship. riveting gameplay

the opposite can also happen. random pets can just decide to join your collection. you may one day be notified that "Stinky Joe" has joined your collection, and that he's really skeeving out the other pets. you can choose to keep him or kick him to the curb. if the latter is chosen, he will guilt trip you like when you try to trade a pound pet, except even more. he may even write a forum post about you.

[bookshelf]

to reduce site lag, we could remove the images of pets and instead replace them with a short text description! same for items

[EpiglottalAxolotl]

Pets die unless they are fed items every day. Older and rarer pets require older and rarer items.

Shorten the length of time that certain pets can be adopted: instead of a full month, you get like ten minutes.

Creating a new pet group costs C$.

Or, alternatively: The site has only one pet and everyone has to take turns with it.

[bubblegumjello]

you get one free signature/avatar/and username edit/change per year, and have to pay every time after that


you can only make 10 posts per 24 hours

[Elm]

You have to pay a 20c$ fine for each trade you make even if it gets cancelled

[Buck Ruffler]

when you want to adopt a pet you have to spam click a button as fast as you can, and the amount of times you clicked it is the amount of pets you get to adopt. to induce the carpal tunnel faster of course

[final fantasy]

make pets able to eat items. not even just food based ones. ooh you got a plushie? sorry pal your sunback munched on it