[ItsAsher0]

So. My friend drew a cat, a weird fat looking blocky cat, with 'scruffy' fur known as Cornelius.
Eventually, this family, grew.
We each made a new cat. Mine is Critter (The red cat), his brothers Twixxler (The glasses cat) and Dementia. (The green cat.)
Now.. we thought about commutation.
NO. they are to stay brainless.
Critter only says "m o w." Twixxler says "YUH!!" And Dementia says "gnarp gnarp."


Eventually, this.. simple.. role play of a game grew. Until we had
Junior • Brother of Cornelius, huge 11'10.
Uppie • Sister of Luna, born horizontal.
Slushie • Sister of Luna, Born vertical.
SEVERAL OTHERS.

I would like to share this joy to the world to own one of these cats with health issues and have literally no brain. (It's obvious, they learn nothing) and share their stupidity.
Would anyone want a scruffy cat? Kitten? Creature?
Just post below. Tell me what you want. What is their personality?

Should this ever become a signature Uma?
I'd say the point of these weird looking cats, they simply, literally just exist- and they only know one word and simply stare at you, because- well.. they don't know how to do anything else.

[ghostlad]

oh my god im so in love with these I need one in my signature immediately /nf

Introducing... Wobble. Wobble only says "bruh" and is unable to use tone so just sounds perpetually sarcastic lmao. They got their name from the fact that they would prefer to just nap and when forced to move to go outside with their friends, just kinda wobbles lazily out of a laying position. Would love for them to be orange (the silliest kind of cat) and with really small eyes <33

[boolif]

theyre so adorbale!!

name: Gnorp (as in soda can)
personality: he doesnt know what that is, he just eepy boy, i mean incredibly eepy, i mean eepyilious, i mean the eepmeister
sound/word: he says NOM but tone changes to the point that it sometimes sounds like complete gibberish, but trust us hes still NOMing
quirks: hes either atom particle sized or house sized (he occasionally chomps on small homes). we do not know he does this.

he also may be an alien we arent sure

or he if he COULDVE thought he mightve thinked he was an alien

(also if i ever figure out how to put photos in my sig i deffo want one in there /nf<3)

[hoof.]

i need one omg
this is yarp
this lil guy only says "YARP" and looks vaguely like a floppy-eared dog? im pretty sure hes just a cat with "ears" and a "nose" made of construction paper taped on his own ears and nose though
it seems like he only says "YARP" to try to sound like a dog but i dont think hes fooling anybody
are those antennae? hm...i guess i was just seeing things
anyways, yarp seems to like to "YARP" at cars, other animals, and the mailman, though he usually doesnt do so until we mention that he hasnt done so in a while...it seems like he forgets
other than that, he just sits and watches tv with us with this weird blank stare and his tongue sort of sticking out (i call this yarp time)
weve also noticed that he doesnt wag his tails (yes multiple tails), in fact now that i look at them, i think theyre actually the straws that weve been missing, just taped onto his butt...who owned this guy before us and why did they try to make him look like a dog??

[ItsAsher0]

dnp. After last entry, I'll be moving this to one off adoptables on a new thread!

[ItsAsher0]

New thread is up!