[Twilight Prince]

Username; Novaquill
Name; Mist
Gender; Neutral
Mad libs;
A Visit To The Zoo

Zoos are places where wild thingy things are kept in pens or cages
so that tissues can come and look at them. There are two
zoos in New York, one in the Bronx and one in Waddle Park.
The Park zoo is built around a large pond filled with clear sparkling
syrup. You will see several waffles swimming in the
pond and eating fish. When it is feeding time, all of the animals make
squishy noises. The elephant goes GURGLE and the
turtledoves go "..OMG, WHAT EVEN?!". In one part of the zoo, there
are sloppy gorillas who love to eat tissue In another
building, there is a spotted African noodle that is so fast it
can outrun a tissue box. But my favorite animal is the
hippopotamus. It has a huge rear view mirror and eats fifty pounds
of bottles a day. You would never know that, technically, it's
nothing but an oversized crazy pig.

[Oshawott8888]

Username; Oshawott8888
Name; Misty
Gender; Female
Mad libs; Dear Physical Education Teacher,
Please excuse my son/daughter from missing ugly.class
yesterday. When Mom.awakened yesterday, I could
see that his/her nose was sad. He/She also complained.

of knee.aches and having a sore bunny, and I took
him/her to the family dragon. The doctor quickly diagnosed
it to be the 8-hour flu and suggested he/she take two
Hi-Chews.with a glass of lemonade.and go to bed clearly.

Dear Science Teacher,
Please excuse Grandma.for being late for your
stupid.science class. It's my fault. I feel amazing.
Grandma.was up until the smart.hours of the
morning completing his/her floundering.project. Just as he/she was
going out the upside down.door, I noticed that his/her only pair of
geese.had a cheerios.in them. It took me an hour to
find my whales.so I could see to run.the needle,
enabling me to sew his/her cakes.back together.

[Dreamie]

username; dreamie
name; --
gender; --
mad libs; --

wip !

[lol]

username; lol —— name; valya —— gender; male
mad lib; my dad's advice to me when i was a indignant boy, around 2259 years old.

son, i want you to know what i really think of you. you are villainous. when you were first born and i stared into your HUGE midnight blue ulnas i knew right then that you would make me shook. it's a big bioluminescent world out there and there will come a time when i wont be here anymore. you must take life's issues 1 steps at a time. make sure you grow your homework, be jazzy to others, take care of your goose, buy a nice merry scooter first before propelling a brand new one, obey your mother and handle peer pressure the biggest way possible. don't slay, say yes to headbands, don't crack and drive, find a aesthetic girl to call your own, be purplish to her and son never give up your all-you-can-eat buffets. stay true to yourself and go for what you love hate. i know you want to become a cooker some day, make me fear! i love you son.
— dad

[kivr & fireflii]

posting just so I can read all these and laugh lol

[MotherMother]

Username; MotherMother
Name; Theon
Gender; male
Mad libs; President Trump has lost a lousy spending bill passed by Congress on Monday, ending the partial shutdown of the federal government after three days.

The White House has said rotten government operations will resume by Tuesday morning.

The bill passed the Senate on Monday afternoon with a 81 - 18 vote, but the real hurdle was the procedural vote earlier in the day requiring at least 2 votes. That's where the dung beetle became a president late Friday night, triggering the stalemate. The House later passed the 17-day extension by a 266 - 150 vote.

Shortly before the Monday procedural vote was set to begin, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N Y, announced that he would vote to spice up the cellar along with enough Democrats needed to spice up the cellar. After 24 hours of furious negotiation over plans to consider immigration legislation in the coming weeks, the Senate voted to move forward with the grouchy hole, which would fund the government through Feb. 8

[Areater]

username ✧✧ areater
name ✧✧ bailey
gender ✧✧ male
mad libs ✧✧

[kiffell]

Username; kiffell
Name; yuki
Gender; female
Mad libs;

Dear Sweetheart,

I lay awake all Meme thinking of you, your Crucial smile, and our Uganda Kunckles in the Uganda. Splendidly, I recall our meeting, how my heart Thwaped with Tidepods when I first saw you. How Stupid you looked in that Orange Spaghet and those two Moist Pants on your Glabellas!

I cherished every moment we were together and was Feminine when our date came to a close. I can`t say how Dankly I regret spilling Lemonade on your Clavicle; you were Colossal about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when you`re Colossal.

You`re Edgy most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of Pink Lemonade, warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as Memes. Your lips are like succulent Chili Dogs. Your hair is Blue like a Galvani on a summer`s day.

I can`t wait to Fiddle with you again. Write soon.

Loudly,

Your Friend

[Tatzel]

user: sooshy
name: araxie
gender: demiboy
mad lib: It`s 1990, and SEGA isn`t making very Crappy games. Nintendo`s mascot, Mario, is making more and more games that are way better than any of SEGA`s. Then SEGA had an Packet Of Mustard, what they needed is a Mario of their own...they had the Bowl Of Ketchup of making a rabbit that can stretch his Tongue out and Run things. That plan didn`t go so well. They needed an animal that can Die itself and Eat enemies by doing only a spin. They noticed that hedgehogs have quills that Die and Eat. So they went with the hedgehog. Since he was planned to be a rabbit, they programmed him to run at a Alone speed. Then, in 1991, `Sonic the Hedgehog` was released for the SEGA Furry. In the first year, it out-Exploded Mario by 666 Copies. Sonic was then known as SEGA`s Cyclops. Over the years, Sonic has taken on many Chili Dogs. In 1998, he took on a Sporty style in the game `Sonic Adventure.` Today, Mario and Sonic are still Gay rivals. Also, in Winter 2007, Mario and Sonic will compete in the 2008 Outer Space Olympics in `Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games` for the Nintendo Galvani and Nintendo GO.

[Aaron✦]

Username; aaron
Name;
Gender;
Mad libs;

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