In the beginning there was Squiddy... Squiddy said, Let there be Tess, and it was so. He said, Let there be Nick, and it was so. Squiddy made the Adoptables, and it was good. He created the Forum, and it was good...
He said to Nick and Tess, "Go forth and tend to your site. Bring many young eager minds to our fold."
"If it were necessary to give the briefest possible definition of imperialism, we should have to say that imperialism is the monopoly stage of capitalism."
--Vladimir Lenin
Oy, Chickensmoothie! Long time, no see, old comrade.