by Ulysses » Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:54 am
Me and contacts have a love-hate relationship. Sometimes they go in like a charm and I see like a normal person with peripheral vision all day and they come out easy at night. And some other days... they get stuff in them or rip and I jam them suckers inter my eyes and they hurt like my eyees ees on fire and then they glue themselves to my eyes an' it takes 15 minutes to geddem out >___> I luff yur face! That face makes me have a funny fit!!


I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Were and When
And How and Why and Who.
I send them over land and sea,
I send them east and west;
And after they have worked for me,
I give them all a rest.
I let them rest from nine till five,
For I am busy then,
As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea,
For they are hungry men.
But different folk have different views;
I know a person small~
She keeps ten million serving-men,
Who get no rest at all!
She sends 'em abroad on her own affairs,
From the second she opens her eyes
One million Hows, two million Wheres,
And seven million Whys!
-Rudyard Kipling