by elfaron. » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:51 pm
Name: Firework
Gender: Female
Username: Goldeh
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hi! i'm elfaron, [sindarin for "hunter of the stars"] though you may know me as lily or sydnee. i'll answer to both, and elfaron/faron. i love lord of the rings, harry potter, marvel, lost, the hunger games and music like the arctic monkeys and vampire weekend. nerdy things. x
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