-Is anybody keepin track of my batted in?
-You're like a car crash in slow motion; it's like I'm watchin' you fly through a windshield
-Hit the bricks pal, you're done
-I am OWNING you you fat bald fatty fat... fat fat!
-If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
And many more hilarious quotes from the Boston Blur!