[LiLi041]

What's this kitty's favorite kind of meeting to call?

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[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Cat Name:[/b]
[b]Gender:[/b]
[b]Rank:[/b]
[b]Clan:[/b] (Please link)
[b]Age:[/b] (1 year or above)
[b]Prompt:[/b]

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Name: Bossbaby
Gender: male
Rank: CEO
Clan: https://toyhou.se/Almondclans/characters/folder:2689362
Description: dominant white with blue eyes
Age: 13 moons
Edits: [NR] accessory, expression; [C] eye shape, min fur, no whiskers, eyelashes
Owner: craig?

[craig?]

Username: craig?
Cat Name: Bossbaby
Gender: male
Rank: medicine cat CEO
Clan: https://toyhou.se/Almondclans/characters/folder:2689362
Age: 13 moons
Prompt:

"WELL EVERYONE!!!" Bossbaby said firmly, beckoning the warriors he had gathered closer with his tail. "We need to talk."

"What about?" A warrior piped up.

"Yeah, and make it quick! I have a meeting with the dark forest at 12- I mean I need to go to bed. At 12. Because I'm super sleepy!"

"Ugh- Well, listen to me! Our stocks have been down at least 32% this leafbare!"

"Don't they always dip around this time-"

"But they SHOULDN'T! I've been working VERY hard watching the apprentices sort my herbs for me, and making sure you all gather them properly, and I've noticed a SHARP decline in the quality of our merchandise as time passes! What you all need to do is find me herbs that don't go bad!"

"But sir, all herbs go bad eventually-"

"NOT ALL HERBS! I heard that Swagclan raided an animal hospital and acquired enough herbs there to last them their entire lifetime!"

"Where are we supposed to find an animal hospital?"

"I don't know! But go find one or all of you are fired!"

"But you can't-"

"And by the way! Due to budget constraints because SOME people can't find enough herbs, I'm docking- get it, docking, like a dock leaf? ANYWAYS! I'm docking everyone's pay by 50% until you can get your act together! Then I'll raise it by 50%!"

"But sir, that's still only 75% of our current pay-"

"NOW THEN! If you'll excuse me. I have more unpayed apprentices to yell at."

Bossbaby excused himself, and went into his den to curl up and purr, sleeping soundly knowing that profits would surely increase in the coming moons.

[Goatmom]

Username: Goatmom
Cat Name: Cottontuft
Gender: female
Rank: Den Guard
Clan: Grove Clan
Age: 28 moons
Prompt:

Cottontuft is a den guard and thus spends a lot of time around the nursery and Elders den. He enjoys announcing story time when the elders feel up to it but his favorite meeting to call is kit announcements.

Often after a queen has had kits, they and their mate name the kits and tell Cottontuft. He then calls the clan together and announces the number of kits, their names, and if the parent that had them are ok.

[fruitbat]

Username: fruitbat
Cat Name: Master Armen
Gender: Male
Rank: Village cat, and the most unsuspecting weapons master in the entire of Cattiopeia. Owner of Armen's Arms For All, a weapons shop that caters for all. Be nice and he may offer weapon training for free!
Clan: Cattiopeia
Age: 2 years
Prompt: He calls meetings that address the dire state of... the gardens? Armen cannot stand unkept foliage, let alone all the litter that the village has been collecting! He must know why the groundskeepers are being so slack. It should not be his job to clean up after other cats, especially if they are only visiting the village!
These meetings are a monthly occurrence, as Armen desperately tries to get to the bottom of this mystery. The village council and other shop owners are honestly fed up with his constant complaining, but with his background in weaponry, they're too scared to tell him to stop being so pedantic.

[LiLi041]

Username: craig?
Cat Name: Bossbaby
Gender: male
Rank: medicine cat CEO
Clan: https://toyhou.se/Almondclans/characters/folder:2689362
Age: 13 moons
Prompt:

"WELL EVERYONE!!!" Bossbaby said firmly, beckoning the warriors he had gathered closer with his tail. "We need to talk."

"What about?" A warrior piped up.

"Yeah, and make it quick! I have a meeting with the dark forest at 12- I mean I need to go to bed. At 12. Because I'm super sleepy!"

"Ugh- Well, listen to me! Our stocks have been down at least 32% this leafbare!"

"Don't they always dip around this time-"

"But they SHOULDN'T! I've been working VERY hard watching the apprentices sort my herbs for me, and making sure you all gather them properly, and I've noticed a SHARP decline in the quality of our merchandise as time passes! What you all need to do is find me herbs that don't go bad!"

"But sir, all herbs go bad eventually-"

"NOT ALL HERBS! I heard that Swagclan raided an animal hospital and acquired enough herbs there to last them their entire lifetime!"

"Where are we supposed to find an animal hospital?"

"I don't know! But go find one or all of you are fired!"

"But you can't-"

"And by the way! Due to budget constraints because SOME people can't find enough herbs, I'm docking- get it, docking, like a dock leaf? ANYWAYS! I'm docking everyone's pay by 50% until you can get your act together! Then I'll raise it by 50%!"

"But sir, that's still only 75% of our current pay-"

"NOW THEN! If you'll excuse me. I have more unpayed apprentices to yell at."

Bossbaby excused himself, and went into his den to curl up and purr, sleeping soundly knowing that profits would surely increase in the coming moons.

Congrats! I really enjoyed reading your entry, it was so funny XD Bossbaby's a true boss!

I would also like to award an RU to both Goatmom and fruitbat, thank you both for entering as well! \(^^)/

[craig?]

ahh tysm!! bossbaby beloved,,, sets him on fire <3

[fruitbat]

Wow thank you for he runner up! And big congrats to craig for this stunner. Bossbaby real <3