[lullaby]

this cloudsnapper belongs to slurm!

HMs: CodyxMoon Suskay Androys

[nr]
colored sclera, scars, expression change, accessories

[c]
fur edits, feline tail, shaped pupils

this cloudsnapper is super-titious! share with them your favorite conspiracy! the funnier and goofier, the better! (i may also use the winning one as a final essay topic for one of my classes!)

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user:
cloudsnapper name:
conspiracy:

this will end on may 3rd!

[BethRAWR]

user: BethRAWR
cloudsnapper name: Roswell
conspiracy: Birds aren't real! He believes that birds are actually secret government drones.

[CodyxMoon]

user: CodyxMoon
cloudsnapper name: Bliss
conspiracy: Heare me out~! We all live in a simulation. Nothing is real. We are all cryogenated. We can feel pain? Yes. Why? Bcs we are brain-controlled by aliens. We don't feel anything that happens to us irl. We are sleeping but our brain not.

[Cosmic_Dragon]

user: Cosmic_Dragon
cloudsnapper name: Gamma
conspiracy: Okay, as an Aussie myself, my favorite conspiracy theory by far is that Australia doesn't exist. Yep. We're all actors in on the government's ruse! Just playing out our parts like a weirder version of 'The Truman Show', with people who say they've traveled to Australia really just being secretly shuttled to secret 'decoy' islands (or parts of South Africa, depending on where in the Land of Oz you were expecting to see) and bamboozled by fake 'locals'. Of course, Australia isn't the only location with this sort of conspiracy about it, but it is by far the largest!
(There's a whole lot more to this conspiracy too, it's such a fun read. )

[sherbertine]

user: sherbertine
cloudsnapper name: Kepler
conspiracy: the moon landing didn't actually happen! any photos and video footage that prove otherwise were faked by NASA and the government using a film set, in order to try and hide this fact from the public!

[Myskx]

user: Myskx
cloudsnapper name: Sage
conspiracy: Okay, okay, this one may sound a bit ridiculous, but I think we've all questioned this at one point. What if.. stuffed animals are actually alive? Their glassy little eyes and perfect sewn on smiles.. the possibility is there! As a child, I definitely remember leaving a stuffed animal one place and finding it in another!

[Suskay]

user:
Suskay
cloudsnapper name:
Goes by Redacted or Reda( why would they tell you? are you a spy???)
conspiracy:
Lizard people ruling America. Hands down weirdest thing. Only 4% believe it (Roughly 12,556,562 people). But thats 4% too many.
misread the prompt out of tiredness the first time around so I corrected myself ^^

[Foxil]

user: Foxil
cloudsnapper name: Chucky
conspiracy: Broccoli is actually an alien race sent out to control the minds of those who eat it... or their just trees planted by the mole people

[Androys]

user: Androys
cloudsnapper name: Ashtarr
conspiracy: Cloudsnappers aren't real! Everyone is crazy for talking about such ridiculous things! Every time he is told that he is one, it is like the first time EVER! He gets all shocked and confused and gets a mirror and everything- then he claims that this is all just a dream and he will wake up later and be the alien he actually is and be right back on the mother ship.

[SHIFTING TENDONS]

user: SHIFTING TENDONS
cloudsnapper name: Mulder
conspiracy: Mulder believes in the "NPC theory." Which, put simply, is the theory that most "people" are actually NPCs, Non-Player Characters, and have a preset bit of dialogue as well as a programmed routine.