[breezey]

hi guys take my historically inaccurate and hanfu boys whose hairstyles were all popularised by modern media
my favourite is funny hat guy

anyways guys this morning i ate a mandarin orange before going house hopping for chinese new year and then i remembered that i was keeping TWO mandarin oranges for house hopping and by eating one of the two mandarin oranges , i would need to go to the store to go buy two ( 2 ) mandarin oranges to give to the person whose house i was hopping because giving one orange is like not 吉利 ( auspicious ) or whatever . truly a terrible experience . do not eat all of the mandarin oranges in your house . it sucks and you have to go buy more mandarin oranges to fuel your mandarin orange addiction later .

[lush]

if my spouse doesn't stop being so talented we'll get another divorce /j

how was the orange this morning?

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OKKKKKK BREEZEY HAS THE DRAWING MOVES

every time mandarin oranges are brought up i feel so.. so sick /j

[breezey]

if my spouse doesn't stop being so talented we'll get another divorce /j

how was the orange this morning?

so you'd leave me over my talent ? you making this seem like you're only with me because you want to be better than me . wow . /j
oh god the mandarin orange was actually the best thing i ate that week idk why but it was really just really revitalising and made me very happy . ten out of ten would eat a tangerine and then have to go buy more later

OKKKKKK BREEZEY HAS THE DRAWING MOVES

every time mandarin oranges are brought up i feel so.. so sick /j

HAHAHA THANK YOU

you are cruel and a spirit crusher i can't believe it /j