[ambopteryx]

blaseball brainrot continues

im getting REALLY attached to some of these lines of text ok... kaz fiasco over here managing to get TWO different hats and poor pitching machine keeps getting bad rolls for debuffs. i love them both so much its unreal

i dont have much to say about kaz's design. its mostly just... mothman but sports. also the HATS. one is plant-based so. flowers.

on the other hand i could write an essay about Pitching Machine. since they're not actually pitching i figured they'd need to be a bit modified- the wheels are based off sport wheelchairs for baserunning mobility and speed, the top-loading funnel is for catching fly balls in defense and can be removed when batting. there's also a hatch that can be lowered for ground outs. they can shoot baseballs like normal for defense, but can also be front-loaded with a bat when hitting. (also the bronze parts arent actually bronze its just bronze paint that one of their teammates happened to find in the Wormhole. it was probably muse ngl)