[plan(e)ts]

to win this donkey, tell me the worst offer you can think of for them ! youre not expected to actually offer, it's just funny offer ideas :P ends on rollover

example: "i offer a drawing of a stickman" or "i offer this candy wrapper i had in my pocket", etc finished


all Maned Donkey's rules apply

[₊˚ʚ꒷ ₊˚Mallow₊˚ ‧₊]

I offer air!

[potato.PHD]

I offer four bad puns and a piece of pocket lint shaped like the declaration of independence

[marty]

i offer some scraps of my empty haribo gummy bear packet

[ℋoney]

i offer my offer (like the word offer)

[Chaotic_Affection]

I offer the little rocks I had gotten out of my crocs while talking a walk,,

[faentofheart]

I will offer a dirty shoelace and my utility and vet bills! As a bonus you can have my computer virus

[LemonBunny]

I Offer a lollipop stick, a bent paper clip, soggy newspaper and a chip i found in the floor under the desk.

[Thingsgowrong]

I offer my soul (I don't have one)

[Pastel_]

i offer two paperclips and a shoestring