Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef by lilpupin

Based on Click to view
Artist lilpupin [gallery]
Time spent 2 hours, 8 minutes
Drawing sessions 3
17 people like this Log in to vote for this drawing

Versions of this drawing that people have created recently

Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef

Postby lilpupin » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:00 am

Image
STYLISH muppet Paw-cloven Lambicorn
[ Custom mane, custom tail, claws, imp horns, ram horns, custom fangs, chef shirt, chef buddy ]

Time for the first Muppet-themed lambicorn!
It seems that the Swedish Chef is out for the day and a rather large monster has taken over with his little friend.
In order to win the pair tell me- what did they make, or try making?

⇣⇣⇣ CONTEST ! ⇣⇣⇣
ends march 8 at CS rollover!
Code: Select all
[b]Username:[/b]
[b]Lamicorn name:[/b]
[b]Gender:[/b]
[b]Prompt:[/b]
User avatar
lilpupin
 
Posts: 9288
Joined: Wed Nov 23, 2016 4:21 am
My pets
My items
My wishlist
My gallery
My scenes
My dressups
Trade with me

Re: Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef

Postby blood-moon » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:08 am

Username: blood-moon
Lamicorn name: Oscar and his buddy fizz
Gender: male
Prompt: they had tried to make a apple pie. But little did Oscar know that fizz had poured in the whole bag of sugar before they mixed it. So when the two served it no one liked their pie. But Fizz was planning the whole thing, so he ate the whole thing.

Image
Image


"power is good nor evil, it is the user who makes it so"
❤️
User avatar
blood-moon
 
Posts: 3890
Joined: Mon May 04, 2020 3:24 pm
My pets
My items
My wishlist
My gallery
My scenes
My dressups
Trade with me

Re: Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef

Postby VampireReaper » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:15 am

Username: DemonReaper
Lamicorn name: Mixup
Gender: Agender
Prompt: They tried to make a trifle however the custard never set . It became more like slop
Than custard so they tried to use it in custard pies . However tang also failed and it became a custard pie war in the kitchen. Safe to say there’s a lot of cleaning up to do knkw
User avatar
VampireReaper
 
Posts: 6356
Joined: Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:02 am
My pets
My items
My wishlist
My gallery
My scenes
My dressups
Trade with me

Re: Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef

Postby Dr. Paine » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:39 am

Username: Dr. Paine
Lamicorn name: Johannes Hanson (with guest chef Gordie)
Gender: Male (he/him) (Gordie is... Gordie. Any pronouns)
Prompt: Well, see... Johannes had a plan when his husband’s letter arrived, saying he was finally on his way home for a while. Johannes had spent the time they’d had to be apart improving his cooking (something that really took off when he met Gordie, the little sprite had an eye for quality and zero qualms pointing out Johanne’s errors), and Legs’ line of work kept him away so much, to to mention away from the finer things... why not go all out?

Johannes could see it clearly: a five course meal, beginning with a sampling of cheeses and preserved meats (he’d even saved up to procure shavings of long-aged, rare dry-cured ham), followed by a light salad of fresh-picked mixed greens, a light sprinkling of truffle, and a lovely vinaigrette. After that would be a lovely seafood chowder- clam, cod, a touch of pancetta, all made up with cream and butter delivered just that day, and then of course, the main event: the finest marbled tenderloin, with Dijon and a duxelle prepared with the remainder of the truffle, wrapped in delicate puff pastry and the top sprinkled with both black and pink salt flakes. After that would be dessert, a fresh apple pie with just-churned vanilla bean ice cream and drizzled with honey- relatively simple, but the ingredients all sourced within barely an hour’s travel, all the finest quality the Lambie had ever encountered!

In the end though... Johannes found himself too fretful to do much more than make it halfway to the orchard to pick up the apples and then spend the next hour venting his worries to the property’s owner- what if it had been too long since they’d seen each other in person, what if it was too much, what if-

And then he made it back home to find Legs had arrived early, managed to start a fire trying to prepare pancakes, and perhaps it’d be easier to catch up over take-out.
User avatar
Dr. Paine
 
Posts: 6676
Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:59 am
My pets
My items
My wishlist
My gallery
My scenes
My dressups
Trade with me

Re: Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef

Postby quirky; » Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:10 am

Username: quirky;
Lamicorn name: Lambie is Scribble, Friend is Quince
Gender: Both Male
Prompt: [ 494 words ]

    The Swedish chef had left Quince and Scribble on kitchen duty. It took Scribble 10 minutes just to get the chef uniform on. Quince, being the somewhat sensible one of the two, decided to go easy and make mac n' cheese. Easy, he thought. You can't possibly mess up mac n' cheese, he thought. He was wrong.

    Scribble was directed by the voice in his head, also known as Quince, to get out a medium-sized pot. Quince had previously tried to convince his host that he wasn't in his mind but on his shoulder. Scribble never believed him. So on they went. The little creature ordered Scribble around to the pantry, picking up shell-shaped noodles and the bag of cheese that went with it.

    "Ok, now fill up the pot with water." Scribble bounced over to the sink, jostling Quince, and filled up the pot almost to the top. Bouncing all the way back, Scribble looked down into the pot and saw that it was empty. Quince facepalmed. This was going to take awhile.

    -7 attempts later-

    "Alright Scribble, I want you to turn on the stove," instructed Quince very slowly and clearly, as if talking to a child, and he might as well be. The host had watched the Swedish chef do this many times and repeated the actions very precisely and surprisingly, only once. Quince thought that perhaps the water incident was a one-time thing.

    -A couple of minutes later-

    The water was boiling and Quince ordered his host, who was doing one of those 'fit the shape in the hole' kind of puzzles, to open the bag of noodles. Scribble excitedly placed the bag on the counter, raised his massive paw, and brought it down on the bag, shattering noodles and bag everywhere! Once he was out of his state of shock, the little creature directed his host to the pantry and retrieved another back of noodles. This time, Scribble opened the bag with his paws and noodles, once again, sprayed in every direction. Quince sighed, thankful he didn't have to clean this mess up, merely order around his host. Scribble got another bag of noodles and, to no surprise, plopped them in, bag and all. Whatever, it could be worse.

    "Great. Now put in the cheese." The host ripped open the bag, only splattering cheese in some places. His long claws got in the way and by the time he was finished, the bag was shredded and his paws coated in cheese. Quince sighed and facepalmed. Directing Scribble to stir the mixture, Quince heaved an enormous sigh when it was done. After witnessing Scribble scoop up an entire pawful of steaming hot noodles into his mouth and spit it out to test if they were cooked, the dish was plopped onto a plate, cheese oozing out, and served to the rest of the group. They had no words. Which was honestly better than any words at all, in Quince's opinion.
Image
Image
ᴛʀᴀɴꜱ - ᴀɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ
ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ!
ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ - ᴄᴀʀʀᴅ - ᴛʜ - ᴘᴀɢᴇ
ꜱɪʙʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴇᴇꜱ / ᴘꜰᴘ
Image
User avatar
quirky;
 
Posts: 4306
Joined: Mon Aug 20, 2018 5:46 am
My pets
My items
My wishlist
My gallery
My scenes
My dressups
Trade with me

Re: Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef

Postby No one » Sun Mar 07, 2021 11:32 am

Username: Galaxystar01
Lamicorn name: Bille and his partner, Kermit
Gender: Both Male
Prompt:(1219 Words). Gosh I hope there wasn’t a max to words we can do.
“Come on Kermit, the Swedish Chef told us to make something for when he returns,” Billie said to his cooking partner.

The Swedish Chef is gone for the day and he told the two to make him something nice for when he returned the next day. Now, if you have seen Billie and Kermit’s creations before, you know that it can get very hectic in the kitchen. Were just going to say that this might not end well. Billie and Kermit put There chef uniform on and they were ready.

“We should bakes the cake fors Swedish Chef,” Kermit said.

“Good idea Kermit,” Billie replied.

They got to work grabbing all the ingredients from the recipe:
-2 sticks of unsalted butter at room temperature
-pans
-all-purpose flour
-baking powder
-teaspoon salt
-sugar
-large eggs, at room temperature
-vanilla extract
-whole milk
-Parchment Paper

They prepped there work station, but Billie tripped over a banana peel on the floor from Kermit’s snack. He slipped with the eggs in his paws and the eggs fell on the floor and broke.

Billie said, “Kermit, you can’t put your banana peels on the floor. I dropped all four eggs. Luckily there are four more over on that table.”

Kermit said, “Sorryz, I got hungry hungry.”

Billie went and grabbed the eggs. He sees Kermit preheating the oven. Both him and Kermit looked at the recipe. It told them to grease the pans and put parchment paper down in the pan. They greased the parchment paper and Kermit dragged the heavy flour bag towards Billie. The bag began to rip and Billie opened his mouth to warn Kermit, but it was to late. FLOOM! The flour went everywhere in the air and a thick blanket of white was in air and made it hard to see. COUGH COUGH COUGH!

Billie exclaimed, “This is a mess and that was our only bag of flour.”

Kermit said, “I’ms sorryz.”

Billie said, “It’s ok accidents happen. We can still save this cake. Swedish Chef will love the cake.”

Kermit nodded and they cleaned up the mess. They began to measure what little flour they still had. Kermit had a bowl to put the ingredients i so they could mix them. They needed three cups of flour. One cup..... Two cup.... Three cup. Billie them grabbed the baking powder and put one tablespoon of baking powder into the bowl. Next Kermit grabbed the salt and dragged it over. He opened the top and then Billie grabbed it and was ready to put 1/2 teaspoon into the bowl. Billie began to pour, but then they bumped into the table and the salt flew into the bowl. Billie grabbed the salt and groaned. More than 1/2 teaspoon of salt went in the mix.

Billie said, “We have to continue with the salty cake. We have no more eggs or flour so we’ll have to do with this.”

Kermit nods and says, “OKs oks Billie.”

Billie sighed and grabbed the 2 sticks butter and put it in the bowl. He then grabbed the sugar and started to pour 1 cup. The recipe required 1 1/4 cups of sugar. They put the sugar in and Kermit bumped into the bag As he was dragging the vanilla extract to Billie and more fell into the cake ingredients in the bowl.

Kermit says, “Sorryz.”

Billie says, “It’s ok. Hopefully the extra sugar will tone down the salt in there.”

They used the mixer and began to mix it. Billie added 1 tablespoon of vanilla extract and then Billie put the four eggs in gradually. Kermit gazed into the bowl and then they fell in. Bille grabbed his small cooking buddy and grabbed a towel to dry off his partner. Billie went off to wash his hands and Kermit grabbed another ingredient, apples. They cut it and added it to the mixture and it was chopped up by the mixer.

Billie came back and began to put the batter into the pan and then cleaned up some of the batter that dripped onto the table.

Billie said, “Now we let it bake for 30 minutes. Perfect time for a nap.”

Billie put the batter into the oven to rise and both him and Kermit went to take a nap, not before they set a timer.

30 Minutes Later:
Still sleeping

40 Minutes Later:
Billie and Kermit woke up and walked to the kitchen. Smoke filled the air and they rushed to the oven. They brought the cake out of the oven and the top of the cake was burnt black. Billie groaned and Kermit patted Billie’s shoulder.

Billie said, “The cake is ruined.”

Kermit said, “Cuts the tops of the cakez off and Wes frosting it.”

Billie says, “Your a genius Kermit.”

Kermit says, “Common sense reallys.”

Billie cut the top off and then grabbed the canned frosting.

Kermit whined, “EWW! Canned Frostings.”

Billie gives him a look and opens it. Vanilla white frosting was all they had and Billie started to apply it with Kermit helping out. Once it was frosted, Billie grabbed the fondant and added gel food coloring to them. He groaned as it got all over his paws. Kermit made a figure painting with the gel food coloring all over the table. Billie groaned as he saw the mess and began to work wit the fondant. He used blue fondant to make a pool of water. With the gel food coloring all over his paws, it had speckles of purple and pink. He used the brown fondant he made to make a tree and the green fondant for the leaves. Once that was done, Billie stared at it. The brown fondant had blue and red streaks all over it and the green and brown and black streaks everywhere. Billie worked with the black fondant and he added it as a little hole to the tree. It has streaks of green and purple all over it and Billie sighed. It looked like a mess. Kermit and him made a burnt cake with terrible colored fondant on the top and made a huge mess.

Kermit said, “I adders the special ingredientz to the batters mix, apple slicerz.”

Billie’s eyes were wide as he said, “You added apples?!”

Kermit nodded and said, “Yes Billie I didz.”

Billie said, “Great, now it’s a salty, sweet, and chopped up apple slices.”

Kermit said, “Sorryz.”

Billie said, “It’s ok. It’s ruined before I knew that. I think the apples would be good with it.”

Kermit said, “It’ll be finez Billie. Let’s triez the cakers.”

Billie nods and says, “Good idea.”

Billie cut a slice and then both him and Kermit tried it. Kermit spit the piece of cake into the sink and they shook there head with disgust written on there face. Billie swallowed and drank water to get the taste out of his mouth.

Kermit squealed, “EWW! The cakerz is gross.”

Billie nods and says, “Agreed. The cake is gross.”

Another chef came in named Ellie and she said, “Theeese is the cake for Swedish Chef. It lookers really nicers.”

Billie said, “Don’t...”

Ellie grabbed the cake and walked away before Billie could tell her not to.

HE looked over to Kermit and said, “We have to get the cake.”

To be continued...


Yes, my story ends that way.
No one
 
Posts: 6786
Joined: Wed Oct 14, 2020 12:45 am
My pets
My items
My wishlist
My gallery
My scenes
My dressups
Trade with me

Re: Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef

Postby Alphias » Wed Mar 10, 2021 11:49 am

Username: Alpha Snowdust
Lamicorn name: Chef Randi (sort for Random Smoothie Blend) & his helper Spatula
Gender: Male
Prompt:

Randi watched Mallow run after Moth yelling, “It’s not THAT dangerous!”

“So uh... I guess we’re on our own now?” Randi looked over his shoulder at his good old pal and co-chef Marcello, who was digging through a sack of potato’s.

“I guess so.” Marcello shrugged, pulling out the smallest brown root vegetable he could find and tossing it onto the counter, where it almost landed on an unfortunate Spatula.

“WATCH THE CHILD THERE MAR!” Randi said, rushing over to see if Spatula was okay, “You nearly squashed him and you don’t even have a gourd.”

“Well... I-I...” Marcello shook his head and headed over to the recipe book, “Alright now we need flou- Egg! Stop eating marshmallows!” The Lambicorn snatched the bag of Jet Puff mini marshmallows from the tailcreature, who proceeded to stuff as many into its mouth as possible.

Randi walked over to the pantry, “Mallow’s out of flour. And the emergency delivery Lambi hasn’t arrived yet.”

“But we can’t wait!” Marcello said, dashing out the front door, “I’ll go run to the center of town and buy some more!” And he was gone.

Randi sighed and walked over to the recipe book, Mini Potato Chips... “Probably chocolate chips.” He said, nodding towards the tiny potato. Milk... cheese...
He finished reading the page and started tossing everything together.

“Spa?” Spatula asked, blinking as Randi tosses the whole potato in, with a bagful of chocolate chips, and a whole gallon of milk. Randi tossed him a marshmallow.

“Yes, this is measuring.” He said. His buddy looked at him curiously.

“Spatuuu?”

“Yes I am sure... now all I need is flour...” Randi said, then promptly marched outside. When he returned he had a mouthful of dandelions and daisies. He spat them into the bowl.

“There. Flowers.”

“Spa...” Spatula looked at him disbelievingly.

“Exactly! I don’t know why Marcello went all the way to the store! There were some outside the door! And hey that rhymed!”

He stirred up everything one last time and plopped it into an oven-safe pan. Then he yeeted it into the oven and set the timer.

“Tada!”

One hour later...
Randi stared at the oven, which had exploded.
“Oh no.”

Two hours later...
Mallow: “WHAT THE MUFFINS HAPPENED HERE?”
• Alphias • they/them •
~ genderfluid/bigender ~ omnisexual ~ artist ~ ToyhouseLambicornsStarsMoMStorkiesHeartcatchReturn

User avatar
Alphias
 
Posts: 3877
Joined: Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:31 am
My pets
My items
My wishlist
My gallery
My scenes
My dressups
Trade with me

Re: Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef

Postby lilpupin » Wed Mar 10, 2021 11:51 am

This contest is now closed, a winner will be announced!
User avatar
lilpupin
 
Posts: 9288
Joined: Wed Nov 23, 2016 4:21 am
My pets
My items
My wishlist
My gallery
My scenes
My dressups
Trade with me

Re: Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef

Postby quirky; » Sat Mar 13, 2021 4:13 am

.o. Can't wait! GL everyone
Image
Image
ᴛʀᴀɴꜱ - ᴀɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ
ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ!
ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ - ᴄᴀʀʀᴅ - ᴛʜ - ᴘᴀɢᴇ
ꜱɪʙʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴇᴇꜱ / ᴘꜰᴘ
Image
User avatar
quirky;
 
Posts: 4306
Joined: Mon Aug 20, 2018 5:46 am
My pets
My items
My wishlist
My gallery
My scenes
My dressups
Trade with me

Re: Lambicorn #333 / A Monstrous Chef

Postby No one » Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:00 am

Good luck to all of you as well! All of yours are amazing and I’m excited to see who won.
No one
 
Posts: 6786
Joined: Wed Oct 14, 2020 12:45 am
My pets
My items
My wishlist
My gallery
My scenes
My dressups
Trade with me

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests