Oh dear. You are sure that this is just a big mistake. You ordered a puppy specifically because you find humans hard to deal with sometimes. You curse your practicality in deciding to buy a robot so you wouldn't have to pay for food. This wouldn't have happened if you had just gone to the SPCA.
Oh god, is that thing on? How long has she been sitting there waiting for you? Does she know how uncomfortable seeing her tied up like that makes you? You don't know how human these new androids are, but just seeing a human form presented as a gift strikes you wrong... Okay, stay calm. There must be a reason for this.
Well, you're not about to throw her out or anything. You decide to see if there's a RoboInc help line or something where you can ask about returns. But first, you're going to take that awkward bow off and see if she wants a shirt or something. You have a great deal of t-shirts that you buy from the musicals you like so much. You also introduce yourself as Jackson Parish, ask if she has a name, and if she knows where she was meant to be delivered.
*rifles through old characters* who's uhhhhhhhhhhh the loneliest character that i have who can reasonably interact with robots. Jackson?????
