[Shinnybear]

Welcome to the Random Rant, now with even randomer rants ever!

Our first ranter is Blue Balloon. Blue, begin your rant!

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Blue Balloon: Okay, well, it all started when I was blown up and tied to a bar on some cart thing...
Host: Mmmmhmmmm....I see.
Blue Balloon: *looks at Host with a glare* Later on a little girl and her mother stopped by, asking to buy one. The girl pointed at me an-
Host: This is getting good.
Blue Balloon: T.T And she pointed at me. Soon enough I was untied and handed o her, and as we walked away she began hopping. I bounced up and down for at least an hour.
Host: Balloons are such fun....
Blue Balloon: *glares at Host* I started thinking...why me? Why is it always the blue balloons? Why not the red or green balloons?
Host: Oh, yes.
Blue Balloon: I mean, it could've been another balloon but no! They had to pick me!
Host: Praise the Lord!
Blue Balloon: Then, she let GO! She let go and I went floating up until I got caught in a tree....it was uncomfortable and hearing the girl cry made it worse!
Host: Hallelujah!
Blue Balloon: *stares*
Host: *pokes Balloon and pops it*
Blue Balloon: *dead*

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