I tried drawing the face so many times I really did
the year is 1997
- he paints the pinkie nail and the thumb nail of his right hand purple for an unknown reason. he will not tell you why
- his eyes are an extremely rare sight
- he owns a fax machine and insists that this is how you communicate with him
- he really likes public bathrooms. he will make you go out with him to various dive bars just to visit the bathroom and maybe even put a few stickers on the mirror or write his fax number on the wall
- he lives in a three-storey house that looks as if it's on the brink of collapsing. it's beside a trailer park and he is very good friends with the owner of said trailer park. no one knows how he secured these living quarters
- he collects electric guitars. he goes around to thrift shops and pawn shops and estate sales and buys guitars. he will buy any and every guitar and he is very good at haggling. he owns about 40 so far
- he has a grand piano in his backyard and will become very defensive if you ask him why it's in his backyard or how he got it
- he likes watching crime films and old westerns and he refuses to watch romance films
- he loves joy division and hates new order. he refuses to listen to new order. he will get very angry at you if you speak to him about new order
- he loves video games. he has so many. no one knows how he got so many. he also only plays on PSX and will not dare to touch any other gaming console

