bbaby
-first name ??
-last name Nilson
-only ever called Nils
-probably gonna have a flower shop
-loves the idea of love but is afraid of actual romance, scary concept to him bc he doesn't like being emotionally hurt
-in saying that would be fully oblivious to anyone who liked him like that
-"shipping?? the real ship is friendship, my friend"
-sometimes takes him a few seconds to understand a joke but when he does will laugh for a solid five minutes
-likes chickens...wants a whole coop full of feathery kids