name: Crunchy Monkey
what is their true identity?: Crunchy, despite their adorably friendly, outward appearance, is truthfully wearing a fully-body suit to hide his true identity. Underneath his soft, feathery facade of a suit is a horrific creature that can only be truly understood if seen in person. Crunchy is a failed experiment, mutated by the mad scientist simply known as
Jay. Crunchy (back then "Parlor") used to be a boa of gorgeous looks and high, unbeatable confidence until Jay took it all away from him. Now, Crunchy has very few feathers left on his body, other than the ones on his head, neck, and shoulders; His skin is a soft, almost squishy, slimy texture somewhat similar to that of a slug; and his body is distorted and painful, with the flexibility and elasticity of putty. Crunchy tries his hardest to fit into society by pretending to be a rentable children's entertainer for parties, but his suit has begun to give off a questionable, rotting smell, which has been turning people away from hiring him. If one were to look close and hard enough, they might even see maggots crawling around from inside his suit. Crunchy has been too afraid to take off the suit in fear that he may be rotting, himself.
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