"Who needs hands? Certainly not me!"
I got bored, so I sketched a character of mine. I might come back later and add more to this. That's a big "might," however.
The messy hair is intentional; this character hasn't used a hairbrush in years. She typicallg wears a hat under the assumption that it helps to prevent your hair from acting up. She's probably unhappy because her hat and, you know, her hands and legs went missing.