Have you ever been to a place so hot and so humid that you lay down on the ground and vow to never move again? I live near one of those places.
Actually, recently it's been pretty rainy here, which cooled us down a bit. But that means the minute the sun comes back, it'll be stinking hot and humid. Well, more humid. It's always humid here. But it gets worse after the rain.
My family lives in a pretty watery area. It'd take 15 minutes tops to get to a beach on the bay or a river, maybe 45 to get to the ocean. We never go to any of them, though. Too many people, too much sand in your clothes, and too little to do (besides read a book, fall asleep, and get sunburned). The water's nice (when you find a spot without jellyfish), but at that point, why not just go to a pool???