Stop being so many animals, and... does that hurt at all?

[Shadow17]

Me: Oboe... stop being so many animals.
Oboe: *Shakes head*
Me: Do those pins hurt at all? I can take them off if they do.
Oboe: *Nods and thumps tail, causing two to fall off* *shoves off feed bag and puts pins back on tail*
Me: If they hurt, then why not just take them off?
Oboe: *halfway through putting feed bag back on, she stops* Because. I'm the number one fan. *motions to her shirt as she puts the feed bag on*
Me: *sighs* At least come inside. It's 108 degrees Fahrenheit out.
Oboe: *Gets up and trots inside*
Me: *thinking* now she isn't going to get burned by the fire! *goes inside and closes door*

Dog used: Oboe

Uh there's a very big forest fire nearby and I'm slightly frightened. I'm going to go to ready.gov now bye