Deerssert #435! winner pg 1 by rainboxys

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Deerssert #435! winner pg 1

Postby rainboxys » Thu May 10, 2018 7:46 pm

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    Deerssert are a mystical, mythological species that appear in history every so often. Sightings grew sparser and sparser through the years, but now they've started to appear more and more. Here at the HQ, a centre dedicated to keeping these creatures from being hunted, we cannot foster them all-- and that's where you come in!

    The simplest way to explain them? Deersserts are deer with a twist! While the specifics vary from deer to deer, they all have a few things in common. Deersserts have muscle, skin, fur and bone, but they are described as tasting like sweets. Their scent lingers so much that hides carry a fragrant scent even after death. Instead of fluffy tails, they have a pouf of whipped cream or ice cream [depending on the deer!] with some manner of fruit on top.

    Size-wise, they're about the size of a border collie, but have been known to grow to the size of a horse in rare circumstances. [In even rarer circumstances, they have gotten bigger. This is the largest deerssert known.] Likewise, they are born as small as a full-grown rabbit, and some never progress past this size.


this poor chocolate child looks like they're about to cry!
quick, tell them a joke to make them laugh instead!

competition ends in 24 hours!

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Re: Deerssert #435! UFA

Postby puddssoul » Fri May 11, 2018 1:33 am

Username: puddssoul
Deerssert Name: Simon
Joke:
"What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty!"
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Re: Deerssert #435! UFA

Postby bakuraas. » Fri May 11, 2018 1:56 am

Username: Golden-Boy
Deerssert Name: Centani
Joke:
" What did the Candy Bar say to his partner?"
"I love you a choco-lot-e "
"tip-top! absolutely tickity-boo!"
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Re: Deerssert #435! UFA

Postby prrsnickety » Fri May 11, 2018 5:02 am

Username: lemonade,
Deerssert Name: Cocoa
Joke: What's a British person's favourite cereal?

Pip-pip cheerios!
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Re: Deerssert #435! UFA

Postby darkjellies » Fri May 11, 2018 5:50 pm

Username: darkjellies
Deerssert Name: Adam
Joke: Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course! The Empire State Building can't jump. XD These are so bad, but I had to.
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Re: Deerssert #435! UFA

Postby korok » Fri May 11, 2018 8:40 pm

    Username: splatoon
    Deerssert Name: Mocha
    Joke: The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve time travelers". Two time travelers walk into a bar,

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Re: Deerssert #435! UFA

Postby SunnyStreets » Sat May 12, 2018 4:07 am

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    joke?
    what's brown and sticky?
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Re: Deerssert #435! UFA

Postby rainboxys » Sat May 12, 2018 5:46 am

splatoon wrote:
    Username: splatoon
    Deerssert Name: Mocha
    Joke: The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve time travelers". Two time travelers walk into a bar,


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Re: Deerssert #435! UFA

Postby prrsnickety » Sat May 12, 2018 5:56 am

bat-ty wrote:
splatoon wrote:
    Username: splatoon
    Deerssert Name: Mocha
    Joke: The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve time travelers". Two time travelers walk into a bar,


Winner!

Congrats! That joke was my favourite c:
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