#longliveneverhatchingegg
#memeneverdies
story it's a long one folks
egg: huh where where am i? MOM? DAD?
wolf: oh kid your awake heh
egg: AHHH ITS YOU HELLLPPP HELP PLEASE HELP OH MY GOssshhh
wolf: calm down nothing has happened to you yet..
egg: NOTHING ? IM ALL MUDDY IVE BEEN EGGNAPPED? BY A WOLF? HOW HAS NOTHING HAPPENED
wolf: kid calm down.
egg: NO
wolf: i beoght your toys?
egg: YOU EGGNAPPED MY TOYS TOO! >:O HOW DARE U
wolf: geez kid "lets see ketchup herbs grill is on plate fresh fruits and vegtables.."
egg: wha.. what are you making
wolf: just some GRILLED EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
egg: WHAT THE HECK IM A EGG YOU CAN'TEAT EGGS INFRONT OF ME
wolf: im not gonna eat them infront of you IM EATING YOU
egg: huh i don't get it?
wolf: im gonna eat you..
egg: ooohh your gonna eat me okie
WAIT A MINUTE YOUR GONNA EAT ME????!?!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wolf: yes.
egg: oh my gosh ho my gosh help HELP SOMBODY HELP
wolf: noone can hear chu
egg: I WANT MY MOM :C and i would even take my dad HELP
wolf: alright come her lil egg!
egg: no!! "he rolls in circles triping the wolf
wolf: OW stupid egg! >:P "he grabs the egg"
egg: oh geez PUT ME DOWN
wolf: heheheh he starts to set him onto the grill but right before he does
BAMMMMMMMM LEGS POP OUT AND SLAP HIM IN DA FACE
egg: SWEEEEETT LEGS oh i should run..
wolf: GOSH DARNIT KID GET BACK HEAR
egg: "jumps into corn field i should be safe hear for a lil bit i need to catch my breath..
wolf: I KNOW YOUR HERE SOMEWHERE KID! COME TO DADA!
egg: ew he is so creepy gotta find a way out of here?
cow: MOOOOO
egg: THATS IT
wolf: come on kid you know its good for ya just come out "sniff sniff" whats that smell it smells like somethings burning?
OH WHAT THE HECK
"the BARN BURSTS INTO FLAMES
egg: yay BURN BABY BURN
cow might wana stay back
ahh the good ol rock against hoove to start a fire technnice! works everytime Wolf: ILL GET YOU FOR THIS YOU LIL RODENT WHERE ARE YOU!
egg: uh oh i think he is angry mr cow!
cow : MOO MOO MOOOO MOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
egg: IM SORRY MRS COW PLEASE QUIET
cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wolf: HUH star where you at you find the runt?
egg: PLEASE STOP IM SORRY :'c
Cow: moooooooooooooooooooooooooooMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOMOMOMOMOM MOOO MOO MOOM OOOMMOMOMOMOMOMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wolf: THERE YOU ARE MY LIL STAR <3 where is the runt
cow: moo moo mooo mooo mooo
wolf: oh really?
egg: TRAITORUS COW!
wolf: well well well look what we have here
egg: "gulp"
wolf your coming with me! "picks up egg"
finally its time to EAT YOU
egg: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED GOING VEGAN??
wolf: nope and i never will baby eggs are the best!
egg: PLEASE LET ME GO "kicks him again"
wolf: im not letting go kick me all you want!!
egg: okie i will "kick kick kick kick kick kick"
wolf owowowowoowowow STOP IT"
egg: no you said i can kick you all i want!
wolf you stupid runt we are almost there
egg GRRR claws pop out of his paws
WOLF: OWWWW WHAT THE HECK YOU HAVE CLAWS NOW
egg: i guess "scratched his eyes"
wolf oowowowow he droppes egg and falls
egg: AHHHH "hides in the lettuce""barn burns in backround"
wolf: "sniff sniff" i SMELL YOU
egg: oh shoot NOT THE COW TOO
cow: MOOO
wolf: you find it boy?
cow: moo mooo mooo mo m moo?
wolf: YES I CALLED YOU BOY DEAL WITH IT or else YOU WILL BE DINNER
cow: MO MOO MOOO MO M MOO!
Wolf: settle down boy
cow MOO MOO MO MOOOO
Wolf: yes i did it again big woop
cow: MOOOO MO "KICKS WOLF IN THE FACE ALLLLLLL THE WAY ACROSS THE FARM"
wolf: OWWWWWW
egg: ahh don't hurt me cow!
Cow: mo mooo moo mo C:
egg: yeah im sorry too but you sure you wanna give me a ride?
cow: moo C:
egg: alright alioop yeeehawww lil cow!
cow moooo!!
they jump the fence and run how as fast as possible to me continued
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