by padaleckii » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:54 pm
Username: cheeto ~Prophecy~
Name: cheeto Cheeto
Gender: cheeto Male
and thus, with 15 helium balloons tied to its back, the itty cheeto soared up into the air and drifted off.
taken by the wind, it had a dizzy ride, so the small creature started to feel sick. orange, orange everywhere! IIt was obvious as to what this little itty had eaten! a full cheeto!? much too large for its puny size! only a small pup it was?! where were its manners?! a whole messy cheeto, and after that luxury to expell it all over a tree? what savagery! what horrible manners! someone teach this boy a lesson! and this time.... give him some oatmeal! a cheeto is not a suitable breakfast. but anyway, this itty cheeto kept twirling and whirling all over, his lightweight, baby body was not heavy enough to stablize the balloons. good thing trees are a thing cause birds are there in em to watch. and a bird did indeed watch, followed the balloons like a hawk, but not literally because it was no hawk, an eagle actually. this eagle flew up to the balloons, and as the itty cheeto was too tiny and too still to be seen as an edible treat, the bird instead had a delightfully fun time popping the balloons one by one and watching them drop further and further. the eagle was scared off and thus cheeto was left with two intact balloons, enough to let him fall gracefully down and not to harm him. and adventure it was, and two lessons learned:: ONE: never tie an unsupervised itty to balloons, and TWO; never leave such a small itty such a large cheeto to eat for breakfast, instead equip one with a few dry oatmeal pieces.
a hound chased a rabbit, but gave up after a long run.
a shepherd who watched came up to the hound and said,
"the rabbit is the better runner." the hound replied,
"i only ran for dinner. he ran for his life."
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