Greetings from the Milkyway! Turns out earth is much more interesting than I thought. Would you believe those silly humans are still convinced they're alone in the universe? Why, Neptune's had Spacewhales since at least four turns ago. Sol is a great galactourist stop, but the t-shirts are overpriced. Would you believe it's fourteen timultines more to get the second and third arm holes put in? It's not like it's a nonstandard size or anything. What a strange galaxy this is.
I miss you so much, give my regards to the rest of your pod! I will be back home in time for your hatchingday, love.
-Marri