SCIENCE

[KittayKattz]

"Ah yes, you must be the new recruit. [Name], was it? Yes, I'll probably forget that within a few hours. Feel free to look around my laboratory. Don't mind the floating skulls, they don't bite. At least, I'm pretty sure they don't."

"Don't touch that drink- it's a work in progress and it will probably explode upon contact."

"Aaand don't touch that cupcake- I poisoned it."

"Don't eat that candy! It's the candy I poisoned for next Halloween."

"Stay away from that mer-dog statue! It's haunted by an evil spirit!"

"Don't open that book! It's filled with ancient evil spells and will try to take control of your mind and body!"

"I have all those plushies in the closet for a reason, I suggest you close it before they escape!"

"DON'T TOUCH THAT VOODOO DOLL! IT CONTROLS THE BOSS, AND HE'LL RIP MY FUR OFF IF I LET YOU MESS WITH IT!"

"You know what? Just don't touch anything! No! No touching!"

"I just said no touching! That's Felix's spell book! He uses it to summon spirits for guidance!"

I could make an entire skit out of this